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The human embodiment of all humanity and god himself. Many including myself consider smitty barstool to be the best fortnite player to ever exist. With a small amount of solo wins, he is still the greatest of all time. He has won the fight for humanity and all should be thankful of his presence and service for barstool sports. Also known for his woman comments
Smitty’s used phrases: “Build, Woman!” “Jump, woman!” “Is that rocket boy?” “Don’t apologize, be better
Smitty by Poopbarber July 11, 2019
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smitty is a chad a real hot guy loves punching orphans and doing drugs preferably meth youd love him. He also hates elmo.
smitty is such a chad omg
SMITTY by SMITTY12344 June 18, 2021
(v) To Steal or Shoplift.
Hey look at that guy smitty those batteries.
Smitty by sxpunx December 12, 2006
Someone of ghetto culture.
Someone who acts or appears to be a thug.
Look at that SMITTY trying to jack those rims off that caddy.

Man, smitty needs to pull his pants up.
smitty by Scotty C. December 9, 2007
'smitty': offspin breed of the 'Bogan' usually found in areas north of adelaide south australia. smittys drive holden kingswoods and only smoke 16 milligram cigarettes and ALWAYS have a can of VB in thier hand. Clad in tight jeans & 'bluey' singlet... love harleys and cant afford one
"hey Thommo, hows it going?.. heard ya mum is going out with a smitty"

"some dude did a burnout on my front lawn last night, must have been a smitty"
smitty by king knobber July 24, 2008
" Girl, them boys was smitty when we was walkin down the street"

"My mama is so smitty over her new boyfriend"
Smitty by band_geek May 5, 2009
Smitty is a retard from melbourne that owns a 13 second Taxi, he is convinced that when you subtract your RT from your drag time it will equal what you ran.
"Hey Cate did you see smitty run a 9 the other day?" -Jim "smitty only ran a 9 cause he subtracted his RT again"
Smitty by CATEofBABF June 8, 2015