Smite Car is the single greatest innovation of the 21st century. You look at Titanic, you look at Avatar you look at Smite Car and other things that have pushed the boundaries of filmmaking further.
Directed by Punk Duck, Starring Punk Duck, Featuring MythyMoo and Sexy Rexsi.
It's a masterpiece.
Directed by Punk Duck, Starring Punk Duck, Featuring MythyMoo and Sexy Rexsi.
It's a masterpiece.
LaQuavius: Hey bro have you seen Smite Car yet?
Humphrey: Yeah bro that's the best thing ever. I've seen it like 12 times.
Humphrey: Yeah bro that's the best thing ever. I've seen it like 12 times.
by Scorch3d August 9, 2018
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Let's use some examples...
Sol: Her 3 is Sanctuary basically,can heal herself to half/full health with 1 move *and does damage by the way* A move that hits twice dealing the same damage WHILE using Spear of Magus so that's fair.
Hel: Oh don't get me started on this bitch... basically has 6 skills,can heal her team to full in like 3 seconds with the right items (Which isn't hard),Oh they have an Ares or Xbalanque on their team? Use your 1 and your out of their ultimates no problem. Screw wasting a Relic slot for Purification,she already has one. Oh and her somehow acceptable damage scaling use your 2, 1 then 3 and they are dead.
Ao Kuang:Use your 2 with Demonic grip,spear of magus and polynomicon. This will kill someone 100 to 0 someone in like 2 seconds.I'm not even joking its ridiculous. And your ultimate is a 1 hit kill if their hp is at a certain percentage,which is pretty fucking easy considering how much your 2 ALONE does.
Basically everybody thinks every god is OP because they don't know how to counter them.
Except the gods i listed... Yeah those gods are cunts.
This is also inspired by MythyMoo.
Let's use some examples...
Sol: Her 3 is Sanctuary basically,can heal herself to half/full health with 1 move *and does damage by the way* A move that hits twice dealing the same damage WHILE using Spear of Magus so that's fair.
Hel: Oh don't get me started on this bitch... basically has 6 skills,can heal her team to full in like 3 seconds with the right items (Which isn't hard),Oh they have an Ares or Xbalanque on their team? Use your 1 and your out of their ultimates no problem. Screw wasting a Relic slot for Purification,she already has one. Oh and her somehow acceptable damage scaling use your 2, 1 then 3 and they are dead.
Ao Kuang:Use your 2 with Demonic grip,spear of magus and polynomicon. This will kill someone 100 to 0 someone in like 2 seconds.I'm not even joking its ridiculous. And your ultimate is a 1 hit kill if their hp is at a certain percentage,which is pretty fucking easy considering how much your 2 ALONE does.
Basically everybody thinks every god is OP because they don't know how to counter them.
Except the gods i listed... Yeah those gods are cunts.
This is also inspired by MythyMoo.
Smite Balance? The fuck is that...
Damn Smite is so balanced i like how they made every god have some type of weakness and strength!
Ymir is a guardian but can kill someone in 2 moves... Smite Balance in a nutshell ladies and gentlemen
Damn Smite is so balanced i like how they made every god have some type of weakness and strength!
Ymir is a guardian but can kill someone in 2 moves... Smite Balance in a nutshell ladies and gentlemen
by Striker And Dai Also Novel November 15, 2016
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by Anonymous April 8, 2003
Get the Smite the Kerrek mug.some one who is a legend in there own mind how ever most other people think he is a smelly little kid with 2 imaginary friends and a pet dog who licks peanut butter from his balls.
by edward5010 June 25, 2008
Get the smite u silly mug.1.When playing FIFA and divine intervention prevents you from winning when you clealry were better.
2.Speed Hackers
3.This includes D/C because the other player loses connection.
4. 90th minute goals when u have 60% possetion
5.LOsing Rank points for a 1-1 tie
6.Goals where the AI defenders charge forward all at once thus leaving everyone open.
7.Lagasauraus Rex Noobs
8.Server crash losses when your winning 3-0 and get a loss
9.Missing Off the post more then 4 times in a game then losing by one.
10.Outshooting your oppnent 35-3 and losing 3-1
11. Getting destroyed by the "momentum/scripting engine" int he game for new reason
12. Having the momentum engine screw you over repeatedly for multiple games after the orgina FIFA smite even though it shouldnt carry over.
13. Losing and Having EA blame the server crashing on your internet when u neve rlost connection
14. Own goals where the AI puts it in for you even though you pressed upfield and this goal costs you the game.
15. Losing because you or your oppenent has live season off when you bought it and they score D/C and get a win
16. Losing points on a 3-0 win
17. Losing on a cross that goes in directly, off the post , off a player off the post off your keepers back off the post again
18. Giving up ANY goals to people who run up and down the field after scoring doing all kinds of stupid crap for the full time.
19. Losing to anyone who plays possetion for the whole game because there to scared to play you.
2.Speed Hackers
3.This includes D/C because the other player loses connection.
4. 90th minute goals when u have 60% possetion
5.LOsing Rank points for a 1-1 tie
6.Goals where the AI defenders charge forward all at once thus leaving everyone open.
7.Lagasauraus Rex Noobs
8.Server crash losses when your winning 3-0 and get a loss
9.Missing Off the post more then 4 times in a game then losing by one.
10.Outshooting your oppnent 35-3 and losing 3-1
11. Getting destroyed by the "momentum/scripting engine" int he game for new reason
12. Having the momentum engine screw you over repeatedly for multiple games after the orgina FIFA smite even though it shouldnt carry over.
13. Losing and Having EA blame the server crashing on your internet when u neve rlost connection
14. Own goals where the AI puts it in for you even though you pressed upfield and this goal costs you the game.
15. Losing because you or your oppenent has live season off when you bought it and they score D/C and get a win
16. Losing points on a 3-0 win
17. Losing on a cross that goes in directly, off the post , off a player off the post off your keepers back off the post again
18. Giving up ANY goals to people who run up and down the field after scoring doing all kinds of stupid crap for the full time.
19. Losing to anyone who plays possetion for the whole game because there to scared to play you.
:Senora how do you say fifa smite in spanish me
: IDK what is that
: When God himself rises up and strikes you down and gives u a loss
: WHY DID THAT WORK
: GOD WHY, THERE GOES 70 POINTS
: JOHN : FIFA SMITE
: nO PARTY :(
: IDK what is that
: When God himself rises up and strikes you down and gives u a loss
: WHY DID THAT WORK
: GOD WHY, THERE GOES 70 POINTS
: JOHN : FIFA SMITE
: nO PARTY :(
by Horsemalarky May 11, 2010
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Get the Ka-Smite mug.In any moba game, when playing a character for free or on rotation you seemingly do great getting as many kills as possible. When you buy the character using your own money or the in game currency you seem to go terrible. There is no other explanation for this sudden bad play but the smite effect.
''Man Teemo was on rotation when I played him I went 40 and 0. Dude I bought him and suddenly went 1 and 11. Yeah bro the smite effect at its finest.''
by Chrispwnface January 3, 2014
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