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slut-muffin 

whore, skank, slut, floosey(personal favorite)
Jill is such a slut-muffin, that she blew the entire basketball team.
slut-muffin by ladeezmann5 March 11, 2006

Candy Coated Slut Muffin 

A slutty girl that is so cute and innocent looking that she isn't rejected by society like a normal slut is. She lures you in with her cute sweetness and you can't resist no matter how much you try.
Damn, that Sophie is such a candy coated slut muffin!

Little Miss Slut Muffin 

A chubby slut with a sweet personal to lure attractive men to eat her muffin. Beware. Slut muffins contain highly addicted sex for men to fall in love.
Little Miss Slut Muffin is waiting for her daily facial from the Milkman.

Blueberry slut muffin 

A girl who displays whorish behavior.
Did you hear that she had sex with 3 guys last night what a blueberry slut muffin!

Banana Slut Muffin 

The act of a man having sex with one woman, while simultaneously fucking another woman with a banana.
Charlie invited two girls home after the bar, while the hoes got undressed he pulled out a banana, and asked, "You thots fit for a banana slut muffin."
Banana Slut Muffin by Daisy's Twat September 3, 2017

Cum Guzzling Slut Muffin 

Noun - A person who is filled with cum regularly and likes to wear slutty clothes. Also their physical shape is of a Muffin.

Could also refer to someone that you just think is an asshole, and needs to fuck off. Can refer to both guys and girls.
Guy 1 - hey what page are we on?
Guy 2 - I dont fucking know, find out yourself you cum guzzling slut muffin.

Girl 1 - hey I like your shirt :)
Girl 2 - yeah, it's better than yours you skank ass cum guzzling slut muffin bitch.