Slapping the monkey

British slang for masturbation

John- *fap fap fap*
Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think

by Shamingo June 18, 2011

slapping the weasel

Having sexual intercourse.

Ricky: Where's Paul?
Russell: He's round Adelenes slapping the weasel.

by lde_ricky December 14, 2008

Slapping the Cat

Another term for female masturbation

Boy: I walked in on my sister slapping the cat last night
Boy2: I wish I could have seen that. Your sister is hot.

by ZachZachZachZachZachZach March 26, 2019

Slapping Ham

The loud, skin to skin, smacking and slapping sounds made while having intense, rough, pounding, doggie style vaginal or anal sex with a larger male or female who has meaty hamhocks type thighs and buttocks. The sound and visual flapping and flopping of the excess flesh is highly erotic.

After hiking her ass up doggie style and giving her boyfriend a organic spread, Carl hit his girlfriend's meaty, hamhock ass with a feverous pounding. The sounds of Slapping Ham woke his room mate who became aroused by the sound and the visions of her flabby, shaking thighs. He gave himself a quick dry rub and wanked himself back to sleep.

by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2015

Slapping Tuna

The act of making out with a parter, but in such an obnoxious and unskilled manner that it sounds like the partners are pounding two fish together.

Hey, do you hear that? Yeah. It's just Pat and April slapping tuna in the corner like total noobs.

by dougEfresh6 June 10, 2011

slapping skins

The act of one's skin slapping upon another's skin during the act of coitus non-interruptus

Whilst slapping skins it is best to find a secluded area unless admission fees are collected.

by Friendlee69 April 14, 2014

slapping tits

the action of hitting or smacking a pair of bodacious voluptuous breasts so they jiggle

You'll never believe it bro I was slapping tits all fucking night!

by Psylocybin man December 24, 2013