Scrumptious slabs of thigh meat that bring throbbing erections to all who dare venture to the obese backyard buffet of a female
For Mother's Day, I got a framed picture of me bending over a picnic basket. The greeting on the picture said, "Happy Mother's Day ham slacks."
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The act of slapping your penis on a hard object in order to achieve or sustain an erection, most often followed by masturbation.
Samson: "john, i know you were wanking in there but damn that took a while brah"
John: "well it is common knowledge that you must whack the slack before you can beat the meat"
John: "well it is common knowledge that you must whack the slack before you can beat the meat"
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Refers to being proper mutta slack in a way that only the slackest of all hoodrats would understand. Slackwayz is more than a state of mind, its a lifestyle and somewhat a religion to most chronic pot heads. In order to embrace the essence of slackwayz, first one must pass the test which includes, 1: A shot of rum from Caelims personal stash of rum. 2: Let Skittles beat the fuck out of you for 3 minutes or complete a full ab workout with him at the home gym. 3: Let robo give you boots(stomp your fuckin head in) or race him in his 'lux'.
Refers to being proper mutta slack in a way that only the slackest of all hoodrats would understand. Slackwayz is more than a state of mind, its a lifestyle and somewhat a religion to most chronic pot heads. In order to embrace the essence of slackwayz, first one must pass the test which includes, 1: A shot of rum from Caelims personal stash of rum. 2: Let Skittles beat the fuck out of you for 3 minutes or complete a full ab workout with him at the home gym. 3: Let robo give you boots(stomp your fuckin head in) or race him in his 'lux'.
1. 'brah, im proper slackwayz der. pass me the rum Stegz bro'
2. 'Skittles bro, your mutta slackwayz, get back to school'
3. 'Nah dont be slackwayz cunt, have your chobacko you bitch'
2. 'Skittles bro, your mutta slackwayz, get back to school'
3. 'Nah dont be slackwayz cunt, have your chobacko you bitch'
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Boss K: "She went to lunch, but that was 3 hours ago."
Boss J: "She's such a freakin' slacktern!"
Boss K: "She went to lunch, but that was 3 hours ago."
Boss J: "She's such a freakin' slacktern!"
by Dreamz October 15, 2008
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me,
Imma slacker, never did I have a lot of dough
Imma slacker, smoking pot and watchin' videos
Imma slacker, go whichever way the wind blows
Those just tuning in I'm just letting' ya know
Imma slacker, every time I take a look around
Imma slacker, stuck upon my face is a frown
I don't do enough, I just fool around
Ya'll can go to hell, how does that sound
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Imma slacker, never did I have a lot of dough
Imma slacker, smoking pot and watchin' videos
Imma slacker, go whichever way the wind blows
Those just tuning in I'm just letting' ya know
Imma slacker, every time I take a look around
Imma slacker, stuck upon my face is a frown
I don't do enough, I just fool around
Ya'll can go to hell, how does that sound
from Slacker by Tech n9ne
by ass32 July 15, 2007
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