Spunk Punk'd

When you are having protected sex with someone and you, rather sneakily, remove the condom and blow your semen inside them, whilst declaring loudly to the victim that they have been "spunk punk'd."

Girl: You fucking prick, did you just come inside me!
Guy: Tough titties bitch. You have been Spunk Punk'd.

by Smelly big jimmy September 9, 2018

Skunk Spraying The Dog

This is when your "dog" (Boner, Hard-on) gets sprayed by a "Skunk" (Gay man) you have cum shot all over your dick. This is a popular finishng move for two gay men having intercourse

A great example of this is when gay man number 1 = Terry is having anal intercourse with gay man number 2 = Sean, before Terry errupts in Seans butt region, Terry pulls out and flips Sean over to ejaculate his Semen all over Seans Penis

by Adam May April 13, 2004

drunk as a skunk

To be extremely intoxicated.

"Man, she was drunk as a skunk Saturday night."

by alexandra October 11, 2004

Dead Skunk

A man’s limp Richard after spreading mannaise on his lady’s beaver box.

“Me and the missus pokey, prickled, and gooed all night, then I went to bed with a dead skunk.”

by Mr.DeadSkunk2156 September 24, 2019

dirty skunk

The act of cumming in a girls mouth while she's on her knees and then immediately turning around and farting in her face.

That bitch was blowing me and I gave her the dirty skunk.

by Kdogg92178 November 25, 2014

drunk skunk

a type of kush so strong, when smoked, it makes one feel like they are drunk. found mainly in california, but known to get around different parts of the usa, primarily houston texas. popcornish in looks, and almost odorless.

omfg dude, me and taylor smoked a bowl of that drunk skunk and it felt like we had downed a whole fackin' bottle of jack daniels, homie. uhhhhhh *cums*

by Dr. Kushmeister February 14, 2009

drunk as a skunk

To get really, really, really shitfaced

Man, i was drunk as a skunk last night

by XARDSX August 14, 2016