Shitfuckery

That which makes us follow inept leaders because we believe somehow that if we remain silent, that it will all go the fuck away.

the shitfuckery i see each day convinces me that i am a moron OR the shitfuckery i endure only makes me stronger WHEN IN FACT the shitfuckerey is the word that connects the generations and makes this CUNT of a website what it is. I.E. We, as humans, require shitfuckery in order to evolve as better little ungrateful FUCKTARDS.

by Proof of troof YO September 4, 2018

the impossible situp

when one bounds another across the head with a shirt and tells him to attempt to do a situp while an acomplice drops his pants and points his ass at the person doing the situp, at which time the shirt is released and the one attempting his the ass with his face

Damn, me and jorge got albert so good with that impossible situp.

by Combat 84 June 30, 2004

fr ong Situation

A situation that is both Fr and ong

Is this a Fr ong situation or a ong Fr situation?

by Astronot2k September 5, 2022

Situated informant

A person law enforcement cooperates with to put in a situation to build a case against another.

"There's the main rat Mildred being a situated informant once again; looking around left and right before getting into her car and leaving to make sure nobody sees her talk to the police."

Also known to run with a ragtag police department whose incompetence

is so horrible they've issued warrants for individuals in supermax prisons and probation violation warrants for dead people based on sketchy eyewitnesses.

by vAnlifemethsmokinghooker October 27, 2023

situational obliviousness

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.

Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.

by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011

SITUATIONSHIP

Just chill not in a relationship but also are. Really good friends. Goodmorning Goodnight texts

We are in a situationship

by Apolllo February 11, 2021

Situationship

A form of relationship where neither party is completely sure of “what they are”; The period before DTR

We’re not really an item yet...actually I’m not sure what we are...or if we’re anything. I guess we’re in a situationship?

by Lolodolphin September 24, 2018