Simpin'

Simpin' (verb): When a person is acting like a simp - someone who's being a bot.

Friend: Simpin' isn't a real world, stop using it.
Woke person: Bro, you're straight up simpin' right now. Stop talking to me...

by AECee January 8, 2020

simpin aint pimpin

a current cardinal rule of dating. you do not treat a love interest like a significant other unless they are in fact your significant other. this keeps an individual from being emotionally invested and potentially getting hurt by someone they never actually dated.

i thought about calling him to hear about his day but you know, simpin aint pimpin

by spicybanana69 June 17, 2021

simpin hard

when your simpin over that one person and can’t stop, so your listening to sad music, and just being your sad self while thinkin about your crush or that special someone...

person #1: hey, how’s it goin with ya crush
person #2: man i’m simpin hard :(

by simpin_girl July 30, 2019

simpin' out

Laughter to oneself, usually sillent, while giving off the appearance of mental retardation.

"Whats matt laughing at?"
" He's just simpin' out, dont worry bout it"

by liveuptothecup416 January 16, 2010

simpin song

Songs you think about during those sad nibba hours or thinkin bout someone

"Bruh I was listening to Cherry Hill by Russ; that shit my simpin song"

by AlmightyDuckie November 6, 2017

Simpin Bug

A simpin bug is a person who not only is a simp but also may cause harm (physical, mental, or emotional) to others in his path of doing so. Particularly whenever his friends call him out for it.

Friend 1:" Hey dude she doesn't like you just give it up"
Simpin Bug: "SHUT UP SHE DOES LIKE ME I KNOW IT" *pushes Friend 1 to the ground*

by Exposition67 March 29, 2020

simpin around

When you throw yourself at someone, then suddenly stop all the signals to them, Usually because you have fucking trust issues.

+"How about all those good times we're having?"
-"They are nice, But I really like you as a friend though."
+"WTF? Stop simpin around ! You give those signals to all your friends out there?!"

by bab0urian May 23, 2020