Sifting Shaft

To sift a shaft is when a female gently strokes a mans rahter large and monstrous cock, she then begins to create more and more friction in an attempt to catch that sun of a bitches dick on fire. Then he blows a huge load of hot steamy cum all over her face he then grabs her book bag and sifts through her paper work with cum dripping off his large throbbing cock!!!!!

Sifting shaft is something drew will never have to deal with cause he deoesnt have one.

by CarneGrandeSandwhich January 10, 2009

SIFM

Save It For Me

Girl: I wanna go further with him I just don't want it to be awkward. What should I do?

Guy: SIFM!

by emyg33 July 18, 2012

Secret Sifter Society

A group of people skilled in the art of sifting through the degenerate depths of the WWW, finding the GOLD smeared gems of utter genius and dubious idiocy to share with a select few.

Did you see that post on Secret Sifter Society, hard out sift bro. Yeah bro may even win Sifter of the year. You Reckon...... Yeah bro HARD OUT SSS

by Professor Spentser August 1, 2012

sift

word meaning someone who is a bit sleazy. It can be changed to and adjective and it has many uses

'Mike is going for a sift'
'That Mike guy is quite sifty'
'Mike is all about the sift'

by Ben October 11, 2004

Sift

Acronym- Shit I'd Fuck That
Used to describe a hot person of opposite sex walking by

Bob: Dude, Joe look at that fine piece of ass eying you on the other side of the bar

Joe: Sift...sift all night long

Bob: haha hellz yeah

by siftfarmer November 9, 2009

Sift

1 The bottom of you bag of weed. contains flakes and weed dust that often times is impotent. Sometimes used to add a little weight to the bag depeding on the douchitude of the dealer. or

2 If your getting ripped off the contents of your entire bag of weed

see shake

1 Weed conissuer 1: I just bought some of that bomb shit man.

Weed conissuer 2: Lets just through that little bit of Sift at the bottom and add it to the blunt to fatten it up a bit.

2 Newbe smoker 1: I paid 40 dollars for this. It looked like a bud because of how compressed it was.

Newbe smoker 2: thats definately 3 grams of sift dude... and it smells like middies

Weed conissuer 1: You bitches got owned. Smoke some of this Blueberry haze with us.

by Refeerus Majoris January 28, 2009

SFTME

Sorry For The Mass Email

SFTME everybody,

Has anyone seen my red stapler? I left it somewhere in the office last Saturday.

Thanks!
Milton

by anonymous01020304054 November 8, 2013