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An amazing guy that everyone loves and nobody hates. Siam is everyone's favourite person and if you don't have a Siam in your life you are the unluckiest person in the world. Siam is an all round great guy who is good at everything and has a huge penis. Everyone who knows Siam wants to be close to him. Boys want to be him girls want him so bad.
Siam: Exists
Everyone: Jesus fuck Siam you're the coolest guy in the world.
Siam by wsgvlad November 20, 2023
Thief or a person who steals other people's property and claims it as their own.
My necklace was stolen by the Siams.
Siam by HippieWippie December 14, 2025

Siam Alam 

Siam Alam is a malware YouTuber who has more than 125,000 subscribers on youtube. Does content about cybersecurity and malwares.
Person 1: Hey did you watch Siam Alam's new video?
Person 2: Yeah it was sick, it was about my FMV.
Siam Alam by npm12 October 23, 2019

Siam Xaffery 

Siam Xaffery means a Warrior who fights all alone. A perfect gentleman. A God given intelligence, so that he can manage everything within a short time. Never compromise with unethical action.
In Arab siam means fasting and fasting keep us away from Haram.

My Name is Siam Xaffery.
Insta-xafferyyy888
Siam Xaffery by Xaffery June 18, 2020

Siam Shade 

one of the best damn Japanese rock bands around
Siam Shade even powns glay
Siam Shade by Himura May 29, 2003

Siam Ahmed 

The sexiest Man to ever roam planet earth. A charming personality with lots of girls around him. He has the biggest dick and girls fucking love to have sex with him
Hey did you have sex with Siam Ahmed today?
Siam Ahmed by Khankimaagir chele November 23, 2021