shitfaced

when you are fucking drunk

"i was so shitfaced yesterday a should not have fucked that guy" - Superbad

shitfaced by Bjørn The Bootykiller May 22, 2018

Shitfaced

Someone who is very drunk.

Person 1: "Bro, look at jack, he is so shitfaced right now."
Person 2: "I know, right?"

Shitfaced by A_Gay_Panda February 7, 2022

Shitfaced wonder 

Some idiot who thinks (s)he's amazing...when they're drunk.

"There goes Mr. Shitfaced Wonder again, trying to impress that model at the end of the bar."

Shitfaced wonder by FB45 September 13, 2007

shitfaced cocksucker 

Combinations of curse words are typically used for insults when angrier than usual. This one, for unknown reasons, sounds better than most others and continues to be used by many in random explosions of anger.

<fyrehart> I am a shitfaced cocksucker!
<no_one_2000> Yeah, you are.

shitfaced cocksucker by no_one_2000 June 3, 2005

shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead 

Someone who seriously pisses you off.

Don't you think <insert name of someone you don't like> is a shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead?

shitfaced motherfucking cocksucking dickhead by Ben Kenobi June 5, 2005

shitfaced virginity 

The act of throwing up for the first time due to alcohol.

Levi: "What do you mean everything tastes like vodka?"
Gy: "Well I lost my shitfaced virginity last night"

shitfaced virginity by zsdfzf May 9, 2005

shitfaced hammered drunk 

to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.

holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.

shitfaced hammered drunk by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011