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shit off you hairy dogs cock

good insult, fun to use.
chris: oy you fucking gay
liam: why dont you shit off you hairy dogs cock
by chris and liam February 12, 2007
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cuddle the shit outta you

When one person has total disregard for the other persons feelings during hard core cuddle time - even tho the other person is luvin it.
Cuddle the shit outta you - verb meaning I'm gunna make my self feel so good with your bawdy,

Him "I'm cuddling the shit outta you tonight Gurl"

Her "I luv when you cuddle the shit outta me"

Him " tonight it's not my intention to make you feel good. That's a bonus"
by Binanova December 6, 2014
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Don't wipe your ass before you shit

1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.
A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.

Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!

Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.

B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?

BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!

Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!

Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!
by BeHa February 20, 2011
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Don't shit where you eat

This expression refers to doing anything that would jeopardize something important or essential to you. A common example of shitting where one eats is engaging in a romantic affair with a co-worker, but lying to your roommate or stealing from friends also fits this expression.
Local Bike Shop Mechanic #1: "Can you believe that guy? I've hooked him up dozens of times, but after the tantrum he just threw, I'll never take a dime off a part for him again."

LBS Mechanic #2: "Seriously. Hasn't he ever heard? Don't shit where you eat."
by Tom Cerveaux February 8, 2010
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shit did you put the bong away?

An exclamation of terror, often said while under the influence of cannabis. The bong in question is a smoking implement, and if it has not been concealed or "put away", a parent or figure of authority may find it. This is a highly detrimental situation for the users of the bong.
J. Shit did you put the bong away?
M. Nah man, didn't you?
J. No, i thought you were going to
M. ...fuck
by Madmooseman April 4, 2009
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drink till you shit club

The consumption of alcohol until complete loss of bowel control occurs (thus shit in your pants)
Oh look the sergant shit his pants!! now he is in the drink till you shit club
by Custard Guts September 19, 2009
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you shit me

you must be joking, I cannot believe you, I think you are lying
you slept with that bitch last night? you shit me.
by Anonymous November 17, 2002
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