Shaft grasper

A shaft grasper is a woman inclined to holding on to the male organ with both hands. The shaft grasper is particularly obsessed with using the male sexual organ as some sort of symbolic status object. The longer she can hold on the better.
The shaft grasper is therefore not interested in providing relief of an ejaculatory matter, rather solely in maintaining the erect condition of the male organ and holding on for dear life. Shaft graspers are well known for gesturing their shaft grasping obsession with random objects like microphones, water bottles or other phallus like objects.
Shaft grasping is well known for causing blue balls.

Bob:"Did you see how Amy was stroking that water-bottle while talking to me?"
Tom:"Watch out bro she's definitely a shaft grasper"

by fruitbeer June 19, 2013

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

by GamingCat0179 September 9, 2019

shaffordable

something that is affordable but also shit. this word was created in the video How To Gig For Under £500 - Gigging Guitar Rig Shopping Challenge!! it was posted on youtube on the Jun 2014 by Rob Chapman.

rob picked up a shaffordable guitar.

by Where is tie March 11, 2018

All Head, No Shaft

Analogous to "All Bark, No Bite". A person who is a loud, obnoxious, overly aggressive jackass, but without anything to back up the behavior. It's is like having a thick two-inch dick with a huge head, impressive to the owner but basically useless.

"Look at this feeble dork acting hard and trying to boss everyone around;

He's All Head, No Shaft."

by Tabooky February 4, 2009

shaft worthy

a chick that is worthy of a good bang.

cody "check that chick out"
bart "yeah id do her"
cody "shes definitely shaft worthy"

by aaronsith October 17, 2005

shaftne

Acne on your shaft; pimples on your penis

Magnus has really gross shaftne. It drizzles on girls when they give him head.

by Captain Footlong July 20, 2005

Shaft Brothers

A term used to describe any guy that has fornicated with the same woman as you. It is like half brothers, but closer.

Mike: Hey bro, I just smashed with Shaquanda last night.
Garrett: Dude, I just beat those guts last week! We are shaft brothers. You are like my family now!

by piratesof2 July 17, 2016