Sexile

The act of your roommate telling you to get out so they can bang, or masturbate. Or both. Basically making you leave so they can be sexually pleased.

Jack: Hey man, I need to sexile you for a bit?
Stephen: Just don't poopsterbate in the sink.

by NastyDelicious May 27, 2014

sexile

when you really piss off your wife/girlfriend/girl you bang and they wont fuck yours brains out anymore. this only happens when you really mess up. but dont worry. they will be back if you gave it to em good.

husband comes home from work and forgets its his wifes birthday. he didnt get her shit and its midnight and shes waiting up on the couch and is furious. because you didnt even get her flowers? YOU DICK. anyways.... you dont get some poonana for a week because you are a retarded male and fucked up. sooo you just earned a week of sexile. CONGRATS!

by forrest forbes June 17, 2011

sexile

to exile someone with your sexual actions.

"dude, my roommate totally sexiled me.."
"what no way!?"
"yeah, there's a sock on the door, she's got a boy in the room, i'm not goin in there"

by charmanderKILLSblastoise November 08, 2009

sexile

A previously sexually active person not being allowed sex for some reason. Can also be self-imposed.

Example 1-
Man to his friend: "Ever since I pissed my girlfriend off, she won't let me touch her. I've been in sexile for a week!"

Example 2-
Ever since Evelyn broke up with her psychotic ex-boyfriend, she's been in a self-imposed sexile. She figures if sex got her into the mess, having no sex will keep her away from any new messes.

by got_Holly June 15, 2011

Sexiled

when a roommate needs the room for a hookup and the person kicked out is stranded with no where to go.

In college I was sexiled so my roommate could have fun with her boyfriend.

by HookerLO May 15, 2009

sexiled

to be sexiled is to be exiled from ones dorm or house due to the rampant making of sex.

man, i got sexiled, i wish i fuckin didnt room with a porn star, goddamn what was i thinking

by QiRhOt December 13, 2004

sexiled

When your college roomate's boyfriend or girlfriend comes to visit at your dorm and they sexile you from the room.

"Roomate: Get out of here for awhile.
Friend down the hall: Haha you were sexiled!"

by jcad February 01, 2009