Sewer Yam

1. A fat turd which is tapered at both ends resembling the shape, color, and texture of a steamed yam or sweet potato.

2. Butt fruit so massive that it chokes your toilet bowl.

His chili hole was stretched to its limits by the immense sewer yam which he gently coaxed from his bowels! Thankfully, the tapers prevented his butt from slamming shut.

by Daryl Rhea May 20, 2010

Sewer beaner

A Mexican born in Mexico, but doesn’t know how to speak Spanish. Also has the state of Iowa on their birth certificate.

Andy: Jay how are you Mexican and born in Mexico, but can’t speak Spanish?

Justin: I’m from Iowa!

Andy: Oh you’re such a sewer beaner...

by beechs November 6, 2017

Sewer Nigga

A low-life that is always broke. Can't keep their phone on. Always want to do things but has no money. Always asking for money. A person that spends their money on dumb things like drugs and not more important things. Has either a low end or no job. Really someone that doesn't care about their life.

Pete, "Stop hangout with Dan". "He's a sewer nigga".

by CranzBerry April 4, 2016

sewer whale

A peice excrement so large that after the flush the tail is still visible in the shitter.

Dude, after all the booze and early morning waffles i dropped a sewer whale. The plumber should be here any minute. Call the EPA...

by Asa Guy May 15, 2007

sewer skank

A super sleazy trailer trash talking bar crawling skank ho. The lowest of the low hos!

That little boy's mother looks like a real sewer skank

by Rackbarr February 25, 2005

sewer horse

A sewer-dwelling horse who is watching you, RIGHT NOW.

TRUST ME.

Some of you might be doubtful. "A horse? In my sewers?" Well, it's more likely than you think.

How likely?

Have you ever seen the movie "Aliens"? City sewers are like that, but with horses instead of aliens!

Also, remember that horses have eyes on the sides of their heads, so they can stare at you without pointing their faces in your direction. DON'T BE FOOLED.

Recent scholarship has determined that sewer horse must have water- and sewage-resistant oat bags. In Willard A. Paul's seminal 1914 book on the sewer horse, it was recorded that "horses, like men, fear the unknown - a long, cold night - Bess is poisoned - my master goes to jail."

And that remains as true today as it was when Willard A. Price got really high and wrote it down.

Sewer horse watches

I would like to masturbate

But he never blinks

by Willard A. Price III June 14, 2008

Sewer Fusion

When two guys manage to spread their ass cheeks wide enough to secure an air tight fit between their ass holes.

Flynn and Thompson worked for months in order to spread their asses wide enough to achieve sewer fusion.

by Donzilla June 10, 2009