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C-Section Comics

1. A webcomic with gag comics and cartoons covering important topics like how women choose their underwear, how smartphone users see each other and the various people you'd meet in urinals. It's a comic known for drawing men hairy and women with huge boobs. Also spelled csectioncomics, csection comics or just csection.

2. Comics about doctors pulling babies out of a pregnant woman's open belly instead of their vaginas
1. "Hey, did you check today's c-section comics?"
"Sure, it's my fourth favorite comic right after cyanide and happiness, the oatmeal, and ctrl-alt-del
"Fuck you"

2. "I wanted to decorate my clinic, so I printed some c-section comics and hung them up on the wall"
"You're the craziest OB-GYN I ever met"
by maili December 15, 2013
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Secks

sex but spelt secks
guy: hey wanna have secks???
girl : no
guy: ok
by notarealgamergirl November 2, 2020
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Dark Sector

A Game For X-Box 360 And PS3 that is currently being sold for $3 at Gamestop.
{Mark:I Have $4 And want to buy an okay game that looks exactly like Resident Evil 4. What should i get?
Hermes: Get Dark Sector}
by Hermes Bike July 18, 2010
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Section Eight

A U.S. Army discharge based on military assessment of psychological unfitness or character traits deemed undesirable.

The slang: A soldier given such a discharge or behaving as if deserving such a discharge.
Lastweek he was sent down to Da Nang to see the Navy head shrinker, and the crazyfucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. Instant Section Eight. He was just waiting for his papers to clear
division. - Full Metal Jacket
by TaintedMustard September 11, 2004
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Jailhouse C-Section

n. While incarcerated, being sodomized by a cellmate of African origin with an erection of such extraordinary size that it tears the receiver's anal orifice, requiring stitches.

--Coined by Novawar of LifesAGlitchTV on a SC2 cast video "So Close That Kermit Arrived" 11/2/2012
Bubba just gave Jeff a jailhouse c-section and now he's bleeding out his ass!
by skeletorfarnsworth November 3, 2012
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comment section

This conversation is completely unreal! Its like, can anything be WORSE than the Comment Section on Facebook...???
by SantoBougé October 20, 2015
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nosebleed seats

Seats in a theater, usually for a live show of some sort, that are so high and far away from the stage that you get a "nosebleed" from the high altitude.
"Where were you for poker night, man?"
"Oh, man - My girlfriend dragged me to the opera! The show was horrible AND we had nosebleed seats!"
"Rough, dude."
by Nigellus December 18, 2007
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