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Stoner

A stoner is a peaceful, relaxed, nice guy/gal who likes to smoke the funky 'erb! Stoners are usually seen in small groups of 3 or 4 and sometimes in pairs. They generally have slightly bloodshot eyes (or red eye) when baked, and always wear a little smile. A stoner is not to be confused with a pothead. Potheads are a lot more dependant on weed and aren't as chilled as stoners.

Stoners enjoy socialising and laughter and being with their friends. They typically wear an open shirt and a t-shirt. They often own a pair of canvas shoes, well worn in by the numerous stoner adventures the wearer has been on! Stoners generally walk slowly and are very rarely pissed off, tending to be peaceful and relaxed. They are nearly always broke and when the next paycheck comes their way, it all gets spent immediately on the herb. Stoners generally don't mind this as their money has been spent on weed and they recognise that the best things in life are free, except mary jane which is worth all their money! They are also known for frequently using words like "dude" and "bro" and are often in need of snacks like doritos and a drink of something.

Stoners will always have their closest friends but when they meet fellow stoners, even if they have never met before, it's like meeting family. Stoners have a beautiful union and truly see eachother as one global family. They all tend to have a mutual distrust and dislike of their opressors such as government and the police (or the "pigs").
*Ring Ring...Ring Ring*
Jon: "H-hello"
Cal: "Hey dude, it's Cal"
Jon: "Oh hey dude! How-how's it-how's it goin'?"
Cal: "Not bad man, what you up to stoner?"
Jon: "Come round dude, me, Steve and Jay are just smokin some bud"
Cal: "Sure man! I got an eigth and need to smoke it with someone."
Jon: "Sweet dude! (To Steve and Jay) Guys, Cal's got and eigth, he's comin round!
Steve: Is he that stoner guy you know who we had an L with the other night?
Jon: Yeah man!
Jay: Fuck yeah! He was awesome!
Jon: Come round dude
Cal: See you in 5?
Jon: Yeah, much love dude!
Cal: I'll bring my four footer
by SmokeItUp September 25, 2010
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Sooner Born Sooner Bred

Quality of superfans of the University of Oklahoma. People who possess this quality should be born in the state of Oklahoma or born of parents or a parent that attended the University of Oklahoma, and have always been a fan of the University of Oklahoma Sooners from the time they first laid eyes it.
Sooner Born Sooner Bred and when I die I will be Sooner Dead!
by soonerborntwerp October 19, 2012
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I love her but she loves another she is a peach scone.
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second hand stoner

one who gets high off of the fumes of another person's blunt.
person #1: hey, do you smoke?
person #2: nope, i never have.
person #1: but i saw you high the other night!
person #2: yeah, i'm a second hand stoner.
by Alalalalalex August 6, 2007
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stoner crackers

uncooked ramen noodles crunched up with the seasoning packet mixed in
luke's chicken flavored stoner crackerz are bomb ass!!

Keg: "hey lydia want some stoner crackers"
Lydia:"yes indeedy!!"
by PPJ-M and keggy keg October 19, 2011
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Sooner

A Sooner is a guy with a premature ejaculation problem.
Hazel was totally frustrated; Bill was a Sooner and finished after only two minutes.
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fuck-scone

Derived from the English term scone-head. A person who is a complete and utter fuckwit. A pleb who also carries out the traits of a nuff nuff. A derro. A choad puller. Someone you would spit on and fly-kick to the head. Cock-socks you would have no hesitation in throwing emu eggs or black dildo's at in shear disgrace. Tosses that you would not piss on if they were on fire. Generally people who originate from areas like Bunyip.
Yeah, your mate Stripey is a fuck-scone!
by BJFV March 1, 2011
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