Solplex

Solplex - a simple solution to a complex problem

Antonym - maulfthalph

Dude, I know global warming is a complex issue but to reduce fossil fuels is a solplex

by Evonk August 21, 2021

Schplookuldork

Absolutely fucking no one knows what it means!

Person 1: Hey schplookuldork!

Person 2: What does that mean.
Person 1:IDK!!!

by Schplook October 19, 2021

schplort

To be incapacitated

I was completely schplort

by Sedphee October 15, 2003

schplotz

1. (v.) To engage in sexual intercourse with a person or object.

2. (v.) To penetrate the deep orifices or cavities of a person or object with a dildo. It is more polite to use this term than the F-word in mixed company.

This must not be misconstrued or misspelled as the verb splotch.

Synonym: fuck

I love to schplotz myself with a broom handle.

John and Mary were arrested for schplotzing on their front lawn.

He schplotzed his inflatable doll all night long.

by Rob Porter March 12, 2009

Schplink

A word for someone who likes to get pegged.

Ethan is such a Schplink

by Nut Cannon July 4, 2021

schplucker

a wet fart which leaves tracks in one's undies

His wife wondered how many schpluckers ito took to make such a nasty underwear stain.

by 39zeke39 December 5, 2009

D-sciple

A true and faithful follower of one of the most Rocking bands ever to grace this Fuckin Earth i.e. Tenacious D. Going to the D's Gigs is not a requirement of D-sciple status - however ability to sing along (possibly drunkenly) to any one of their songs is a must.

Man, he's a proper D-sciple - he fucking learnt to do a Cock Pushup

by FMB December 11, 2008