A Ben-Salamon is usually a Jewish Australian lad who rocks a nice mullet and has a large dick. A Ben-Salamon had good style, is a bitch-magnet within a 5 kilometre radius and usually fucks them all in one night. A ben-Salamon goes through puberty at the age of 10-11 years old, and finishes at 13. He can have a full grown beard by age 14. A ben-Salamon never had ginger pubes, is never any other sexuality than straight, but can be homiesexual depending on what mood he is in.
by avahan59 August 23, 2022
Get the Ben-Salamon mug.Having sexual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.
by Sir Oli G bumwart November 12, 2006
Get the silk salmoning mug.Related Words
SALAMONTI
• salamenti
• salamonbitch
• Salamonilla
• salmoning
• Salamancing
• salamon
• Salmonize
• Saimontika
• Salamanding
A colloquial arabic term used in the Middle East to describe people with jewish ancestry, known also as Buabid.
Note: This phrase is often misunderstood and maybe taken as an insult. Harm from misuse may occur.
Note: This phrase is often misunderstood and maybe taken as an insult. Harm from misuse may occur.
by tree house March 12, 2010
Get the salamenti mug.Get out of my way you dirty salamonbitch!
by Abe1234 August 29, 2009
Get the salamonbitch mug.When someone has the sudden urge to shit and they have to run to the bathroom almost as If it were a battle upstream. They start sweating. And often drive recklessly to get home or to the store. They try to move quickly but If they move to quickly their shit will come out.
by alarmchrono December 17, 2018
Get the Salmoning mug.Salamon is THE best and most greatest last name of all time. When you see someone with the last name “Salamon” keeps them in your life forever because they are the most pure, perfect person ever!!! Also, salamon is the best variation of this last name. If you see any other spelling run because “sala” is the best way to do it.
by applezandorangez November 24, 2021
Get the salamon mug.An AIM bot used like a three way call; The Salmon (using a screen name with Salmon in it) IMs you when you update a website like LiveJournal (assuming you have provided a screen name on your profile) and when you respond, you are connected with another person being Salmoned at random. This usually results in confusion for both parties but in lulz for the operator salmoning, who gets to read the entire conversation until they begin using their own screen names to talk.
Salmoning is probably fun but the operators never say who they are.
I wonder if CredulousSalmon is salmoning.
I wonder if CredulousSalmon is salmoning.
by High on Life August 1, 2008
Get the Salmoning mug.