saxolotl

an axolotl that plays the saxophone and makes banger tweets
also the number one rachaiii stan page on twitter

guy 1: whos that saxolotl dude who self promotes a lot?
guy 2: oh! twitch.tv/saxolotl_ ?

by rachaiii (REAL) July 10, 2021

safely remove hardware

The greatest joke in the history of Windows computers.

User: Copying files onto my USB flash drive...Ok I'm done. Taking out the flash drive now.
Windows: Please click the Safely Remove Hardware icon in the system tray and select the device you want to unplug or eject, and then click Stop. When Windows notifies you that it is safe to do—
User: -yanks out flash drive- fuck you!

by xxdeathx January 7, 2013

American Samolia

A horribly underrepresented (and poorly pronounced) territory of the United Sporks of Amoogaboink. American Samolia gives a large proportion of their population to the United Sporks' military. Despite this the citizens of the American Samolia are horribly in terms of voting and veterans compensation. Unfortunately the United Sporks refuses to take action citing racist, temporary and outdated documents.

American Samolia is still awfully neglected by the United Sporks

by Quintus Caecilius Iucundus August 28, 2017

scott savol

A ugly fat white man who shoulda lost instead of Niko!!!!!

My name is Scott Savol and i can't sing!

by Yelsew Foolface April 7, 2005

safoma

Suck a fart out of my ass. A saying uttered in disgust, directed toward another individual who has greatly offfended another.

Do you really think I wanted to clean up after your night of debauchery? Safoma!

by TribeDoc July 2, 2017

Tia Safalin

Melon soda that cries

Person 1: Is that a picture of Tia Safalin on your wall..?
Person 2: Yeah it is, I love her

by anonymous January 25, 2021

safalta

The most gorgeous woman on Earth. If she is friends with you be happy because she is extremely picky. A rare find to be honest, once you find her don't let her go ever. She is known for her joyful personality and the ability to not do maths.

Guy 1: Yesterday I found a Safalta
Guy 2: Bro don't let her go

by spicy onion rings November 21, 2021