D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G.

Dude Is Surely Getting (a)Ugly Seeping Totally Infected Nasty Groin

An unwanted sex tape is D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G.

by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh December 13, 2008

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D.U.I.H.S.T.

When a driver eats a hard shell taco behind the wheel. The distraction and mess caused by eating the taco causes the driver to swerve erratically potentially causing an accident. Many accidents caused by D.U.I.H.S.T. occur near Taco Bell.

Joe-I totaled my car again last night after taco bell
Tyler-That's the second one this year, were you eating a hard shell taco?
Joe-Yes, luckily the cops didn't charge me with D.U.I.H.S.T.

by nohomofromcomo December 12, 2012

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U.B.I.S

uncontrollable butt itching syndrome

U.B.I.S is caused by wearing tight pants and a thong.

by cunt licking bitch September 10, 2011

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S_Q_U_I_R_T2

To S_Q_U_I_R_T2 is to be on the receiving end of a homosexual connection, S_Q_U_I_R_T2 generally refers to the bitch in the act.

Omg, Dude, Me and carlos fully did a S_Q_U_I_R_T2 last night, He was the S_Q_U_I_R_T2 not me :D

by Love_Tor. June 10, 2009

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I.S.W.U.W.S.

The I.S.W.U.W.S. stands for "International Society of Women that Urinate While Standing." This women empowering society was created in 1832 by a small group of Irish American women, during the major toilet crisis. Today, the society has over 100 female members who devote their lives to urinate while standing completely vertical, with a dream that one day all women will not have to live in a gender biased world.

Woman 1: "Did you see that women in the restroom earlier... she was using the restroom while standing!"
Woman 2: "Yeah, I saw that. I bet she is a member of the I.S.W.U.W.S."
Woman 1: "Huh? What does that mean?"

Woman 2: "It is the International Society of Women that Urinate While Standing"

by loco cocopuff March 12, 2015

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