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Suck Ass Test, a hard or pointless test
Some kid after math class: That was a S-A-T.
S-A-T by My name goes here? October 28, 2005
S-Socially
A-Awkward
T-Teenager

These are people in high school who are losers who have no friends and can't get girls because their too busy playing world of warcraft
Mike-Hey who's that kid?
Paul-Oh thats Peter.
Mike-Why have I never heard of him before?
Paul-He's a S.A.T., no one cares.
Mike-well he must play WoW.
Paul-No Shit!
S.A.T. by joemama113 January 12, 2010

S a T u r N 

man he is a S a T u r N

S.A.T.A.N. 

A networking prog. Ancronym for
Security Administrator Tool for Analyzing Networks.
more: http://www.fish.com/satan/
-"Aaaahhhhhh... finally, I've downloaded S.A.T.A.N.!"

-"You WHAT?"
S.A.T.A.N. by Chillhalla July 15, 2008

F.A.S.T system 

How to acquire, then get rid of Early Morning Booty Call (F.A.S.T. system):

1.FORGE date: Invite her over for 11, so that its just before brunch and so she has atleast an hour to take the bus from wherever she is.

2. ACT out the Dance: After she takes the over an hour bus ride to your place, make it snappy boysh, dont waste time with foreplay. do the DEED and make sure you came.(basically keep it within 5 - 10 Minutes....brunch is comin soon)

3. SECURE Exit: This is the clutch time. think of an excuse to get her and you out your place while also figuring a way to make sure shes not following you around all afternoon. example(post ejaculation) Guy:" So i think i need a haircut?" girl:"ye maybe you could" guy:" ye im gonna get one. sooooooo we should get out of here.....dont worry ill DRIVE you to the mall so you can BUS home... k babe"

4.TIME Sensitive:now you dont want her to be with you too long or else shell never leave so whether she says yes or no is irrelevant just make sure the door closes behind both of you when you leave and that she gets safely to the bus stop and that you are gone before it gets there.

Closing Statistics: Time Elapsed: 25 - 30 mins

Girls with you after that time: 0

Happy Campers Gettin Haircuts: 1

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F.A.S.T system

-luigini asks a girl to come over to cuddle with him at 1230 then last minute changes it to 11 so she has atleast an house to get their
-she gets their and they start making out and he just gets straight to the taking of clothes and putting it in
- tells he gotta go now so he can get a hair cut so he says hell drive her to closest bus stop to get rid of her
-drops her off and makes sure she walks into the bus station and leaves

S.A.T. Tests 

The highest form of corruption in modern society. Spearheaded by College Board directors, the S.A.T. fails to stand by its pursuit of equality and excellence. Frequently, S.A.T. tests involve scandalous incidents such as the August 25 incident, where many international students flew to America to take the test. Whether by coincidence or not, those students already took those tests; as a result, they knew the answers. The S.A.T. is the Mona Lisa or a modern hydrogen bomb in education-- not just in America, but abroad too. The S.A.T. tests are often unfair, and test scores are curved based on demographics. This action, although not perceived initially, is ultimately racial profiling. The S.A.T. curves tests based off of demographics after the get the average curve. S.A.T. tests and the college board are a true testament to corruption by a monopolistic, liberal, scandalous, lucrative, untrustworthy American corporation that only seeks financial gain at the hands of true students who dream to pursue education and elevate their rigorous academic curriculum to a collegiate level.
S.A.T. Tests are not only unfair, but just straight up wrong.
S.A.T. Tests by NemoMeImpuneLacessit September 15, 2018