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St. Noob's Day 

The original date in which the word "Noob" was created. the exact day is not known therefore people have made there own dates. officially the dates are as follows, 4th of January, 23rd of March, 1st of August, and 13th of September. on these days it is considered ok to act like a noob.
Person 1:"Dude why are you noob-tubing everyone?!?!?!"
Person 2: "it's alright man it's St. Noob's Day today!"
St. Noob's Day by FunkyHat July 26, 2009
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St. John’s Country Day school 

Full of ignorant, rich, white kids at a private high school. They often get butthurt over minor inconveniences such as tucking a shirt in or shaving your face.
St. John’s Country Day school kids are very annoying.

St. Pirates' Day 

1. Occurs annually on April 6.
2. Requires two steps:
a. Once must start the day off with a plunder (have to steal something, anything no matter how insignificant).
b. after plunder one must get really drunk off of Rum (preferably Captain Morgan's) and sporadically use pirate phrases such as yar, and walk the plank, etc.
On Wednesday April 6, 2005 I celebrated st. Pirates' Day with a handle of Captain Morgan's and by stealing a car.

fake st. patrick's day 

Held yearly in manhattan, kansas to celebrate st. patrick's day before spring break when everyone will be out of town
hey, fake st. patrick's day is this saturday march 8th, last year it was march 2nd.

St. Totteringham's Day 

St Totteringham's Day is an event that has occurred every single year since the 1995-96 English Premier League season. Essentially, it is the day, usually happening in April or May, where it is mathematically impossible for Tottenham Hotspur (hence the name TOTTEringham) to finish higher in the league table than Arsenal - their North London rivals.
In the 2015-16 season, Arsenal shockingly passed Spurs on the last day of the season to finish 2nd. Thus, their fans celebrated St. Totteringham's Day.

St. Jean Baptiste Day 

The 24th of June marks the Feast of St John the Baptist. This is known as St Jean Baptiste Day to French speaking cultures.

Celebrated in QUEBEC with cool fireworks and parties and BOX SOCIALS!
The Annual Ahmed Saad Box Social is held every year on St. Jean Baptiste Day
St. Jean Baptiste Day by Adil June 19, 2004

St. Patrick's Day

for better definitions see Saint Patrick's Day
a day where everyone pretends to be irish