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Absolute horrible human being. He/she is a Rylan wannabe, and have small dicks. They have no sense of adventure and will usually sit in their room watching porn but not jerk off. They think jerking off is a sport, but never win. They are the definition of dogshit.
What a fucking Ryland, jerking off in a school bus. He is also not attractive at all, I wish he was Rylan.
Ryland by Squished449 December 22, 2021
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Ryland really likes to oil you up andcheck your oil
Ryland by Buff oily black guys July 29, 2022
Ryland is super tall and cool and friendly and awesome and did i say tall?
I love Ryland
Ryland by Chudbert May 5, 2026

Ryland Blackinton 

Guitarist and back-up vocalist for the AH-MAZING band Cobra Starship, may be known also as "Guy Ripley." Known for being amazing and talented and funny. Also impersonates Gabe very well. Kind of looks like Nicholas Cage. May be seen walking around with Gabe Saporta.
OMG I just saw the latest edition of TAI TV, and Ryland Blackinton was SOO funny as Guy Ripley! I wonder if he will ever get Victoria...?

Ryland Storms 

A tiktoker who dances. He is in the hype house and likes to pull up the middle finger. His friends are Chase Hudson ( Also known as lilhuddy), Nick Austin, and more.
Me: Ryland Storms is so hot!!!!

Ryland Skipper 

Is a virgin
Secretly likes FORTNITE
Might have a crush of Charli D'maelio
IS STRAIGHT BUT SIMULATES A DICK IN HIS ASS WITH A USED TAMPON
KID #1 hey ryland what did you do on saturday?

Ryland Skipper: i played fortnite, jacked off to 7 year old amongus kids and shoved a used tampon up my ass AGAIN
KID #1: Dude you have no fucking friends
Ryland Skipper by Cringy Retard February 16, 2022

ryland adams 

YouTube personality and Clevver host. Boyfriend of Shane Dawson and "dad" of his pets Cheeto and Uno