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Rusty Venture

Differs, depending on who you ask, but what is known about 'a rusty venture' is that it is a sex act, usually graphic, & by most peoples' definitions, disgusting. Although, according to one of the foremost experts in sexual conquests,(B. Samson) A Rusty Venture is not by any means an activity to be desired; "A Rusty Venture is just when you jack off enough that the skin on your dick gets raw..." An Action Johnny on the other hand....
Rusty, after being shut down at his boys' prom & washing mutant/fly/hooker/maybe assassins' blood off of his clothes, resigned himself to a night of giving himself a rusty venture in front of his computer...
by Motz55 November 24, 2010
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In the episode of The Venture Bros. when Dr. Venture throws a prom party for Hank and Dean, it was said that the rusty venture was a sex move. The actual action has not been determined yet.
I just got the best rusty venture at that party last night!
by Mastah Tea November 24, 2010
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masturbating so much, your penis turns red, sore and painful.
what's a rusty venture??
by drexell015 November 30, 2010
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As per Brock Samson of The Venture Bros. in the episode Operation P.R.O.M., when a guy masturbates so much that his penis becomes red, raw and sore.
He watched so much Skinamax, he gave himself a Rusty Venture.
by Meatbaal November 26, 2010
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When you jerk off so much, your dick gets all red and sore.
I've given myself a few rusty ventures having not lost my virginity until i was 24.
by MADD415 November 26, 2010
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When you take a girl to a big dinner, and make her pay for it but don't let her to to the bathroom. Take her home for anal sex and cum all over her back. Then eat it without using your hands.
I'm taking her out for a Rusty Venture.
by evil_nirvana_x November 26, 2010
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A sexual act involving penetrating the anus with some object (such as a penis, a fist, or a turkey baster). When pulling the object out of the anus, fecal matter comes out, and one of the participants eats the fecal matter and any bodily fluids that accompany it.

Or alternatively, masturbating so often that the penis turns bright pink or red.
He asked the prostitute for a Rusty Venture and she slapped him.
by TeaseAllMen November 24, 2010
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