Rusplaining

Lying, shading the truth, or obfuscating in service of the Russian narrative, especially in regard to the war in Ukraine.

Don't worry about that troll. He is just Rusplaining.
The Russians are claiming that they are killing 10 Ukrainians for every 1 Russian killed. That is just Rusplaining.

by TheGreatSpaceCoaster June 22, 2023

Ruslansexual

Someone who is attracted primarily towards Ruslan. Ruslan needs to be really fit in order to be attracted by Ruslansexuals.

Ruslan must possess but not limited to:
1) 6 pack abbs
2) Keanu Reeves look and charisma
3) CS:GO MMR above average
4) Sing random song every 2 hours
5) Never let random Danoik touch his dick
6) Pray to the Sun and The Holy Nasi Lemak
7) Let his followers pay for his prostitutes, at least once in Ruslan lifecycle
8) At least once imagining how he would fuck a full grown tiger (gender of tiger doesn't matter)
9) Initiate a pagan believe into "Hryucran way"
10) Listen the phrase - "Хрюхран... соберись " at least once in Ruslan lifecycle

- Do you like Ruslan?
- Bro... the whole planet is lowkey ruslansexuals at this point
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- Ruslan touched my ear..
- Ruslansexual aren't ya?

by Lida Saidamha Kionad Lognom September 21, 2023

rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken

a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick

Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.

by Shitholeofalabama January 3, 2008

Ruslan

Ruslan is a Russian man name , that originated from Arslan . You could see this name In Pushkin’s poem “Ruslan and Lyudmila» . Large of his dicks can compare of Eifel tower. In fact , his dick is so big that Gagarin got to space by climbing on the top of his dick. He seduce every girl for the blink of the eye . Americans used Ruslan’s sperm for bombing Hiroshima and Nagasaki . Ruslan’s balls bigger than earth.
Lust but not least , after throwing the ring down to the volcano „Orodruin“ , Frodo has change his name to Ruslan and forced Gandalf to do the same .

Quotes using this name

Gagarin - thanks to Ruslan I got to a space

Elvis Presley - Ruslan taught me how to play guitar

Antanta after winning the Second World War - If it wasn 't for Ruslan , we would never have ended the war

by MRAZEXONE November 21, 2021

ruslan mitla

A feeder in league

Today some dick pulled a ruslan mitla in league

by Shino Watako February 11, 2017

Ruslan

Word used in qubai language, means to block someone's chances of getting laid, aka cockblocking.

I. Hey mark I didn't mean to ruslan you back there with that girl, sorry bud.

Ii. Hey cousin I really like this girl, so can you back off and not ruslan me.

by zackheron May 4, 2010

rustlang

Rustlang stands for the Rust language. Rust is a static, multi-paradigm, general-purpose programming language, that can guarantee memory safety as long as you write or use safe code. It was originally designed by Graydon Hoare at Mozilla Research. While Rust is a very modern language, it is considered to be low level, making it a great choice to use for writing drivers, operating systems, and firmware. Rust has been voted the "most loved programming language" in the Stack Overflow Developer Survey every year since 2016. Ferris the crab is the mascot for Rust. People using Rust are known as rustaceans.

R: Hey, look at this cool program I wrote in Rustlang!
Everyone around: Why did you say Rustlang, you could have just said Rust
R: I am going to slice your throat open, and physically shove Rust code into your body, until your brain rejects all of your organs.

by justinfan123 December 17, 2021