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rusty runway

My ass itches i got a rusty runway
by Hyperstrike June 11, 2006
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overshoot the runway

the act of semen shooting beyond its intended target eg. a tissue held in the hand; esp. with more powerful than expected ejaculations.
Shit! Now I'm going to have to clean the floor since i overshot the runway.

Be careful not to overshoot the runway onto your laptop.
by Alabama Guy April 11, 2011
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Chocolate Runway

The chocolate runway is the long-lost art of shitting down one's throat in such a way that it slides right down, leaving a 'chocolate runway' behind it.
"Last night Jason gave Emily a chocolate runway and she was talking about it all morning!"
by elitexero March 2, 2007
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foaming the runway

copious ejaculate placed on any part of a females anatomy.
The volume is similar to the attempt to extinguish an airline jet fuel fire.
by 40goingonfive March 28, 2008
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Kleenex runway

a strip of tissue paper, strategically placed to recieve your offerings after a gentlemans 10 minutes for a quick clean up.
After ten minutes of furious effort, George deposited his jism on the kleenex runway.
by Dom Drums April 6, 2006
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Clean Runway

When you take a shit and start wiping, but there’s no feces to wipe up
Guy 1: Damn, that was quick! I thought you said you were pooping?
Guy 2: I was bro, but I had a clean runway.
by kuntloondi March 13, 2020
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