Rules of Fight Club

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.
5th RULE: One fight at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.

Example 1)
Joe: Have you Ever heard of fight club?
Ben: Rule #1 Bitch.
Example 2)
Joe: Have you Ever heard of fight club?
Ben: Rule #2 Bitch.
Example 3)
Jack: RULE 3! RULE 3!
Paul: WHAT!? I don't understand you!
Jack: STOP!
Paul: And that is how we learn.
Example 4)
Jacob & Bob: We are gonna kick your ass Ned!
Tyler: RULE 4!
Example 5)
Jim & Robert: Can we fight also?
Tyler: RULE 5!
Example 6)
John: Wanna know how this place isn't like a store?
Sal: How?
John: Rule 6
Example 7)
Caleb: How long do these fights go on for?
Tyler: Rule #7! Does anybody listen to me?!?!
Example 8)
Tyler: Who else's first night is this?
Crowd: Why are you asking?
Tyler: RULE 8! Fuck this I am starting Project: Mayhem!
These are the Rules of Fight Club

by asdfghjkasdfghkj October 27, 2008

rules from orbit

rules to an extreme degree or in an unstoppable fashion; rules from the highest possible location, in the highest possible way.

(Your favorite first-person-shooter game) is so awesome - it rules from orbit!

by microwiz January 18, 2006

rules is rules

A common statement is which a person attempts to convey that "rules" (policies, laws, etc) must be followed irrespective of personal intuition or any sense of what really makes sense. "Rules is rules" conveys that it is the rule, and nothing else, that determines a certain action or inaction. The statement is usually used in a context where it is believed that the rule "doesn't make sense", but it must be followed anyway, simply because it is a rule.

Unfortunately our company doesn't allow us to send Excel files because they might have malicious macros embedded. Even if I know an Excel files is safe, I can not send it to you via email because "rules is rules".

by seajay1978 April 25, 2016

Rules of the road

Whenever you are doing someone a favour and giving them a ride in your vehicle there are 3 options for payment for this favour:

1. Cash
2. Grass (i.e marijuana)
3. Ass (e.g. sex)

Joe "Hey dude, can I get a lift after hockey?"
Mark "No problem, cash, grass, or ass though - sorry bro, rules of the road"

Mary "Can I get a ride home after work?"
Bill "Sure you can; cash, grass, or ass?"

by F.Castro March 18, 2009

rules lawyer

A role-playing game enthusiast who makes it his life's work to memorize every obscure rule in the game. Usually owns every book and supplement for the game in question. Often uses obscure rules to show up other gamers.

"Mike knows like every tiny little thing about that game...total rules lawyer."

by Steve H. March 18, 2005

Rules, OK?

A slang phrase appended to a word (usually a noun), to form a rhetorical question, which denotes superiority (ie. so-and-so Rules, OK?) It sometimes appears without a comma or question mark, but always appears with the informal "ok" as opposed to "okay". The phrase's first recorded use was in 1975, but it is rumored to have originated as early as the 1930's among the Glasgow "Razor Gangs". Rival gangs were known to tag each other's turf with "(gang name) Rules, Ok?" during disputes over territory as a part of gang warfare.

Actual Examples:
Dandys Rule, OK?
KC RULES OK

Parodies:
Heisenberg probably Rules, OK?
James Bond rules, OOK?
Dyslexics lure, KO.
Potassium Ethoxide rules C2H5OK

by Kinguy May 19, 2006

Rules of Nature

And they run when the sun comes up
With their lives on the line (alive)
For all that I've (no choice)
Gotta follow the laws of the wild (alive)
With their lives on the line (no choice)
Out here only the strong survive
What's done is done
Survived to see another day
The game of life
The hunter and the agile prey
No guarantee
Which of them will succeed?
Strong or weak?
Rules of nature
Rules of nature

Me: that's a meme so idk what is definition
Guy 1: Rules of nature
And they run when the sun comes up
With their lives on the line (alive)
For all that I've (no choice)
Gotta follow the laws of the wild (alive)
With their lives on the line (no choice)
Out here only the strong survive
What's done is done
Survived to see another day
The game of life
The hunter and the agile prey
No guarantee
Which of them will succeed?
Strong or weak?
Rules of nature
Rules of nature

by Mystei July 25, 2022