Rule 124

Rule 124 - The permanent invalidation of rules 117, 120, and 125. No exceptions.

Girl - Simply existing, and playing video games.
Boy - "Sorry. Rules 120, and 125."
Girl - "But what about Rule 124?"

by Kurapikas_Property December 31, 2020

Rule 120

If a woman performs cellular respiration, she is a thot. There is no age restriction, period.

Thot: *slight sound of breathing*
Man: “Rule 120.”

by TragedyIsMeFallingDownAManHole June 11, 2018

Rule 1247

In December, every day at 12:47 you have to watch the YouTuber Alexg1247 no matter what

Girl: “ wanna go to McDonald’s?”
Boy: “rule 1247”
Girl: “oh sorry”

by Alexg1247 May 30, 2022

RULE OF 123

IF YOU'RE A STRAIGHT MAN:
1)Out and about with one woman...RESPECT.

2)Out and about with two women...MUCH RESPECT.
(Quick note:This scenario was more likely to happen
in days gone by.(the 70's)Nowadays...to have two
women out for fun...then back to the pad for more
fun...is exceedingly rare.Unless they're "proffessionals".
Which by the way is not a bad thing in itself.

3)Out and about with three women...YOU'RE FEMME GAY.
Nothing wrong with that...but if you're not...one can
assume the worst case scenario...that you are deemed
SAFE and NON-THREATENING.

GUY 1:"Hey..check out that guy over there walking into the Victoria's Secret with those three hotties."

Guy 2:"No love.He's at the ass end of the the RULE OF 123.

by L.MARTIN October 3, 2005

RULE OF 123

ONE PHONE CALL: If she/he can't decide to get together after one phone call...it was'nt meant to be.Either they're not into you or worse...they're indecisive.

TWO DATES:If he/she is'nt in the bed of your choosing after two dates-(They know if they want you)-end all contact.Either they're not into you,or worse...they're indecisive attention whores.

THREE FUCKS:Get past the first two? Got him/her in bed? Good.Make it enjoyable for all involved...but at about that third session...someone will want to be involved more deeply.Time to bounce.Who's on deck?

DUDE 1:"Gina is hot...but whatever happened to Josie?"

DUDE 2:"She wanted commitment.I got a RULE OF 123 I tend to follow.Just was'nt in the cards."

by L.MARTIN October 3, 2005

2 & 1/2 week rule

The aproximate amount of time since last time you had sex/intimacy with someone; when you are the most in danger of doing something stupid just because it's been a while since last time you got any.
Often involves going back to previous partners.

If you get over the 2 & 1/2 week rule phase, your next sexual encounter is much less likely to be looked upon as unfortunate.

-What? Jake went home with Mary again last night?!
-Yeah, he fell victim to the 2 & 1/2 week rule.

by OST November 8, 2007

121 rule

The 121 rule is the girl code for not getting back with an ex. The girl had 1 to 1 attention of his but for whatever reason they split up. Whether the girl likes the ex or not , the fact remains that she just not going down that path again. The 121 rule usually refers to a heterosexual relationship but that doesn't mean a gay or lesbian person couldn't follow this rule.

girl 1: "Omg you should so get back with him, you too we're so cute together"

girl 2; "No way. I follow the 121 rule!"

girl 1: "Ahh, I see, It's a shame though"

by wildcardchic April 23, 2014