Rule 1-3-5

Always try to occupy odd-numbered urinals. Never occupy a urinal right next to another urinal currently in use. And never, EVER start a conversation with anyone if you are using a urinal and/or if the person you want to talk to is using a urinal. That would just make everything really awkward.

*Guy 1 enters bathroom, occupies urinal*
Guy 1: Hey bro, what's up?
Guy 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA MAN! RULE 1-3-5!
Guy 1: Oh shit, sorry
*Guy 1 moves urinals, pissing commences in silence*

by anonman123 April 17, 2010

Rule 1.5

Mexicans do not exist. They are a myth, like Santa, the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. They are just something your mother tells you are real when you are little.

You will go into extreme stages of denial after reading this definition. Go seek therapy, you'll need it.

Adrian: "Hi, do you want to come to my house? You will meet my Mexican mom."

Daniel: "Rule 1.5"

Adrian: *extreme stages of denial*

by Elfdemon September 4, 2014

Rule 1 of Road Trips

Don't be an asshole.

Especially if you're normally an asshole (you know who you are), try your hardest not to be one. Being a dick to anyone will RUIN an entire trip.

Guy 1: Dude, Guy 3 has been such an douchebag to Guy 4.
Guy 2: I'd kick him out on account of violating Rule 1 of Road Trips, but we're stuck with his sorry ass for another two weeks...

by VanguardVince December 12, 2012

Rule 1 and 2

In the context of dating, "Rule 1 and 2" is
Rule #1: Be attractive
Rule #2: Don’t be unattractive

Q: How do I get matches on Tinder?
A: Follow rule 1 and 2.
(other example);
YOU MATCHED WITH KATIE ON 8/12/22;
Chad: Yoor bootyfull
Katie: All these other guys are trying to demonstrate their grasp of written English in their first message to me, but not you. You're different. I like you

Bob: Chad, how the fuck did that pickup line work?

Chad: Rule 1 and 2...

by Hans Henrik May 27, 2023

Rule 1.5

Rule 1.5 is the rule that any other rule following rule 1.5 is no longer existent and doesn't apply to anything.

Rule 1 - You must follow rule 1.5
Rule 1.5
No rule
No rule
No rule

by AR!TANE October 13, 2009

Rule 1.1

You cant be a femboy if your ugly.

Catwithnoloaf:Bro you cant be a femboy because of rule 1.1

Bro:-Touches thigh

Catwithnoloaf:-Rips out bros intestines and strangles him to death with them.

by frankiemacdoggy February 23, 2024

Sex on the beach rule 1

Always bring comforter/sleeping bag to beach for sexual encounters. Do not use sheets or a towel..sand will find its way in guaranteed. - Thick fabric makes for a smooth ride.

Night 1, as follows;

Michelle: "The sand found its way through the fibers of the sheet"...ouch Sean!

Night 2, as follows; (after lesson learned)

Michelle: "This comforter is the best, Thanks to "Sex on the beach rule 1" and so are you, Sean!"

by BOMBEDONERZ November 13, 2011