Rule 1

People are stupid.

Player 1: I spent ten minutes explaining it all, and he didn't take in a single bloody thing.
Person 2: Rule 1.

by dennymeta October 5, 2010

RULE #1

Rule #1 within a marching band:
No sex on the bus.

If you break rule #1, you're breaking rule #2 (don't suck.)

by Aralyn January 13, 2008

Rule 1

Don't be a bitch

Friend 1: Dude I cant drink anymore.
Friend 2: Rule 1

by Foso Mez-Mo July 7, 2010

rule -1

People are stupid for not having done negative number rules.

- Hey have you heard of rule -1?
- You mean rule 1?
- rule -1

by blue hawwk July 20, 2021

rules 1 and 2

First two rules of an infamous site on the Internetz. They both mean that you're not allowed to talk about the site. Ironically, rules 1 and 2 have become a defining feature of the site, essentially making them useless whenever cited.

Rules 1 and 2, motherfucker!

by Abdomumibinima April 28, 2007

RULE #1

Boys are dumb. Used to indicate the gap in emotional intuition between men and women.

I agree that he should have known better than to ask your best friend to the prom instead of you, but don't forget Rule #1.

by ACD September 19, 2006

rule #1

i am always right no matter what

person #1: Dude 7-5=42 is wrong.

person #2: rule #1

by rule_number1 May 16, 2009