Rubenade

To take one's time doing absolutely nothing while others are waiting for you.

Wow dude, what took you so long?
Sorry bro, I was just enjoying a nice rubenade.

by PakiBoy November 5, 2014

Ruben

A guy who is just perfect, he can be emotional at times, but usually he's a great guy and is protective over his lover.

Hey have you heard of that guy Ruben? He's a great guy.

by Don't Have A Good Name November 19, 2014

Rubenox

In or falling for someone's consistent button pushing.

I don't want to keep replying to that idiot's badgering email but I just can't let it go. I'm so stuck in a Rubenox it's not even funny.

by el pinkio May 7, 2010

Ruben

A cool ass nigga , who's down to earth, nigga hollas at fine ass girls. He's pretty much the shit, ususally playa playa.

Damn, Ruben is lookinf fine.

by therealg123 September 6, 2011

Rubee

Rubee can only be seen at day when you see her you will instantly fall in love she’s gorgeous and sexy and I want her to be mine I think she’s fit af😘

Rubee is fittt

by Rubee is my sexy girl June 25, 2019

Rueben Barr

A fucking bitch that always comes late and who is a fucking 12vie and knows it. Although he is big but when up against the boyz (Leo,Zane,Luke,Gabe, George, Mark) he is a little bitch that doesn’t know how to kick. Rueben doesn’t know how to send streaks and his retard because he is a 12vie. Rueben is a feminist and actually supports woman but really they should be in the kitchen. Rueben is a little pussy ass nigga that looks a shit memes and uses way to many emojis and if you look at that fucking little bitch he will actually give you cancer and you will fucking die of cringe

Mr mills: yo you little bitch Rueben Barr why tf you late

Rueben sorry his I was jerking off in the toilet

Gabe: walks in with cum on his mouth

Rueben: lick it off his face and swallow it

Gabe: please more daddy

Rueben: spanks Gabe like a bitch eating a cracker
Rueben: I will bitch

Big G: is there room for one more sugar daddy Rueben Barr

by Mr_linguine August 26, 2019

open faced ruben

An infected vagina with white cheese (puss)

I was really into Claire until I pulled down her yoga pants and saw an open faced ruben.

by JMFE April 6, 2011