rubberneck

A total numbnuts!

Slang for a person who has just committed or ready to commit an act of stupidity.
This whole traffic jam is becuase that numbnutted cop decided to stop someone for not using his blinker during rushour. What a freakin rubberneck!
by Rubbernck December 24, 2003
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rubberneck

To call somebodys name and then turn or cover your head and not saying anything. The person will yell what and then walk away clueless. its funny. U can also say something like excuse me, or u with the purse. Or be like yo asshole. There are endless possibilites. The person u are rubbernecking will be embarrassed and will have no idea what happened.
John and his friends: HEY Ashley (hides)

Ashley: what, what who called my name! what just happened.

John: (hides and says nothing)

Ashley: o whatever it must be me (walks away clueless)

John and friends: hahahahah she got rubbernecked
by rubberneckerwa April 03, 2010
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rubbernecking

Putting a condom on before sex.
Jim you are rubbernecking right?
by Ty0skates0 December 15, 2009
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Rubbernecker

1. Someone who, when playing xBox or Playstation on a the same TV against each other, looks at the other player's half of the screen to get an unfair advantage against the other player- Knowledge of where the other player is located and weapons they may have.

Usually in a first person shooter ex: Halo.
"Dude! How did you know know where I was? I had camo and the radar jammer... You're such a rubbernecker!!"
by AmcnGirl87 September 02, 2008
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real rubbernecking

when a guy secretly stares at a girl and is jerking off his rubber neck
when jim was fired they looked under his desk and saw cum stains.

wow he mustve been doing real rubbernecking
by phantom negromante May 23, 2019
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Cyber Rubbernecker

Someone who likes to check out the comments section underneath online articles while aware of the absurdity and ignorance he/she will encounter.
"I just read an article about politics, and being the CYBER RUBBERNECKER that I am, went straight for the comments section. I was not disappointed."
by Nelinel78 December 30, 2013
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rusty rubberneck

Give me a rusty rubberneck
by quacker207 March 06, 2011
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