Jewish Rowboat 

1. A doggy-style variant. The female is mounted from behind while the male rows her arms like a Jew in the annual Cambridge-Oxford Regatta. As co(ck)swain the female is required to exclaim "Stroke, Stroke..." to encourage the male.

Archaic: An arbitrary term describing any hetero-erotic act(s).

"I had Ashley in the Jewish Rowboat and I was sweating until the finish"

"Boy, she took it like a Jewish Rowboat"

"Hey baby, wanna sandpeddle my Jewish Rowboat?" (see sandpeddle)

Jewish Rowboat by Redneck Rabbi September 25, 2011

michigan rowboat 

When a woman is sitting between two naked men and has a cock in each hand pretending to furiously row up stream on one of Michigan's beautiful scenic rivers.

It seems like the only time I get a Michigan Rowboat is during Guido and the Guy.

michigan rowboat by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020

Dutch Rowboat 

Very similar to a Dutch Rudder in where one person holds the forearm of the male and moves his hand up in down in order to masturbate him, but with a continuous string of people holding one another's forearms.

Man, I'm upset. I wanted to be next to Jim in the Dutch rowboat, but he was all the way in the front. I was stuck being George's rudder!

Dutch Rowboat by Setheul May 15, 2011

farmer and rowboat 

having to complete a series of actions in such an order that each superceding event must be done in one specific order in order to complete a seemingly trivial goal.

origin: An almost cliche riddle goes... A farmer for some reason has to get a fox, a chicken, and a sack of corn across a river. It might be to get into town for some business: you know, to sell his chicken and corn, which I am certain he is going to make a killing off of, being it one sack of corn and a singular chicken. and, oh yeah, his trusty fox. Why is this idiot bringing a fox with him? Anyway, he has a rowboat, and it can only carry him and another of his precious belongings (chicken, corn, fox). If the fox and the chicken are left together, the fox will invariably eat the chicken. Leave the chicken with the corn and, oops, the chicken will eat the corn. Other than by feeding the fox poison and doing it in one quuck trip, or maybe splurging for the bridge toll and carrying his wares, how does the farmer do it?

Fuck that farmer and rowboat bullshit. This is a waste of my time.

farmer and rowboat by yoJERraps! September 24, 2006

Battleship mouth;rowboat ass 

All talk; no follow-through

Dude, that web designer you sent me, a bad case of battleship mouth;rowboat ass. After we contracted, he never even called me back.

Battleship mouth;rowboat ass by Jeremy Sherman June 10, 2008

sunkin rowboat 

a sexual act when you place a table spoon full of preferably sourcream on the tip of ur intimate partners anus and then preform anal intercourse with your nose

simon burtch became known by first preforming the sunkin rowboat with hidey cloom

sunkin rowboat by Clearance Drinkwater July 2, 2006

Papa Rowboat 

A legend. Formally one of the best trolls to ever type the discord.

He is no Papa Rowboat.

Papa Rowboat by LockLover June 20, 2019