When a male achieves the legendary falcon boner, when in intercourse or in a heated mixed martial arts tournament, the user does a 360 degree spin, slapping his victim in the face, leaving an imprint.
Chuck Norris: I shall defeat you Bruce Lee!!!
Bruce Lee: No you shall not!!!
Chuck Norris: Don't make me falcon boner roundhouse you then!
Bruce Lee: Oh Shiz!!! I give up!!! :'(
Bruce Lee: No you shall not!!!
Chuck Norris: Don't make me falcon boner roundhouse you then!
Bruce Lee: Oh Shiz!!! I give up!!! :'(
by The Real Falcon June 1, 2011
Get the Falcon Boner Roundhouse mug.A Roundhouse Fuck is when you and a person of the opposite sex strip down and prepare for a sexual experience. On top of a bed, the women puts herself in doggy style fuck position sticking her vagina out for the man. Next the man will insert his penis into the womens vaginal quarters. The last step involves the women still present in her doggy style position rotating herself 360 degrees multiple times until climax is reached. The mans job is to hop around behind the women on the bed while she is rotating after each insertion. In other words, the man is moving in the same rotation the women is creating a continuous circle of sex.
" Yo brad are you going to "Roundhouse Fuck Angelina's cunt tonight"
"Hell yeah son, over and over again so she moans like a horse"
"Hell yeah son, over and over again so she moans like a horse"
by Biggy Boss Chris July 20, 2010
Get the Roundhouse Fuck mug.Retaliating to an insult by rising from your chair, leaping into the air, spreading your arms wide and rotating in a helicopter like fashion in order to create enough centrifugal force to stun your opponent with your rapidly revolving cock.
My boss gave me a poor performance evaluation so I leapt from my chair and roundhouse cock-slapped the son of a bitch with such force that the resounding thunder clap of my cock striking his cheek left a Phallic shaped bruise that lasted for a week.
by Germanicus Cockslapickus October 1, 2016
Get the Roundhouse Cock-Slap mug.1.The deadliest weapon in the world. 2. Chuck Norris' finishing move that can not only destroy his opponent(s) but also the fabric of space and time.
by Damien VonDusk January 10, 2009
Get the Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick mug.Unloading a large amount of sperm onto a girls face, then roundhouse kicking her so she passes out. She then will wake up not being able to open her eyes due to the dried up sperm encrusted on her whore face.
by Siberian Roundhouse champion February 4, 2010
Get the Siberian Roundhouse mug.A drinking game that takes place the morning after a night of hard partying. Players go around and collect all of the unfinished beers from the night before, and then proceed to pour them into their own large glass. Then, all of the players get together and chug the flat, putrid, piss flavored concoction as fast as possible.
by Chick-with-Dicks.com June 22, 2021
Get the Roundhouse mug.A sexual act in which a man slathers/wipes cum on a woman's face like an Amish beard, and she proceeds to roundhouse-kick his testicles.
Leroy: "Aw, man I sure am sore today from that sex move last night."
Eli: "What for sex move?"
Leroy: "Martha Yoder have me an Amish Roundhouse."
Eli: "Sounds terrible painful."
Leroy : "Yeah, but coming from her it's worth it."
Eli: "What for sex move?"
Leroy: "Martha Yoder have me an Amish Roundhouse."
Eli: "Sounds terrible painful."
Leroy : "Yeah, but coming from her it's worth it."
by gavalan May 31, 2019
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