Rooster Poot

Slang for Sperm or Jism, so named because the excrement of a rooster (nicknamed poot which is hillbilly for poop) is globular white in appearance.

"Nigel shot Rooster Poot all over her. " or, "I did her real good, then pulled out early and Rooster Pooted on her back."

by Nigel Sessions December 7, 2012

ghetto rooster

Gunfire and/or sirens that one is awakened by in the early morning hours. The urban counterpart to the more commonly known rural, avian variety.

Tom, you look tired. Ghetto rooster wake you up too early?

by B()()T$ January 8, 2009

rooster on da rooftop

Not an actual rooster on a rooftop;
A person who is so awesome;
Slang for friend;
Slang for self.

Synonyms: Home slice, home skillet, nigglet.

Sup home slice?

Rooster on da rooftop is watching TV.

What's up, rooster on da rooftop?

Just observing birds.

by Loxotic November 11, 2017

Dude Rooster

Noun - A phrase that describes someone/something who is unbelievable cool. Used when other words fair to describe such an amazing person.

(Alternate spelling: Doode Rooster)

1. Andy Samberg is a Dude Rooster.

2. 'Wow, look at Frank. He thinks he's so cool. What a douchebag.'
'Yeah he is definitely NOT a Dude Rooster.'

by BagelBoyIII April 30, 2009

douche rooster

One who is a cocky douche bag.

That new salesman is a douche rooster.

by Uncle Redneck December 1, 2014

Jungle Rooster

A wild college girl who smears peanut butter on walls, freezes toilet paper, and attempts to microwave paper and other flammables while under the influence of the weekend

Jesus, that Jungle Rooster almost set the dorm on fire. She's a party animal, but where does the madness end?

by Forest Rooster February 11, 2008

Rooster Vacuum

Another way of saying Cock Sucker.

Man Ms. Balm is a total rooster vacuum.

by L. Prozin June 10, 2009