roffle

A rare but fun sexual favor in which one person sits on a waffle iron (on or off depending on preference) long enough to get waffle marks on their ass cheeks. After this anywhere from one to five guys beat off on the person's "waffle ass", making what looks like an ass waffle with jizz syrup. Hence, the roffle.

Matt is happy because his girlfriend's flabby ass is perfect for the roffle.

by Helman May 04, 2005

roffles

the plural of roffle, i.e to roffle continuously

by Anonymous March 09, 2003

roffles

Extended version of "rolling on the floor laughing". Used ironically to extend the short-form: rofl.

Roffles, Waffles, and Toast!

by Mark O'Sullivan January 05, 2008

roffle

it's kind of like a waffle... only... more roffle-y

dagashi hands Thing a big juicy roffle filled with healthy lols, lmaos, lawls, and LEWLS DAMMIT LEWLS!.

by dagashi March 05, 2003

roffle

roffle is a phonetic spelling of the popular internet slang ROFL

Just say the word out loud, not as letters

by Anonymous August 26, 2003

roffle

Acronym: Rolling On Fucking Floor Laughing Etcetera.

Derived from rofl - "rolling on floor laughing"; a slightly sarcastic variation thereof.

Very good to say outloud.

Golrim says:
you'd better watch out
Golrim says:
or you'll get a monkey heart
Sick Mouthy says:
ROFFLE
Sick Mouthy says:
big fucking ROFFLE

by Sick Mouthy July 15, 2004

roffled

To win skillfully or be beatened easliy.

1) You got roffled bitches!
2) Damnit i walked right into that and they roffled me!

by OktaBuo June 13, 2008