Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders

A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.

Interchangeable with local fauna.

FFRRRTTTTT...
"OH! Darn Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders sneaking up on me again."

by Psykram May 12, 2010

bedroom rockstar

A mediocre electric guitar player that posts videos of him/her playing popular songs covers on YouTube. Uses way too much distortion, override and chorus effects.

Little Wing is played in clean sound, not in this bedroom rockstar style.

by xktybot December 15, 2009

no rocks, you won't

a phrase to be uttered when doubt that an individual will follow through with an action is present.

1: Jump over that bridge, no rocks, you won't
2: Bet
*2 then runs toward the bridge, but chickens out*

by cinimodde October 19, 2018

Water on the rocks

A nerdy way of saying water with ice.

I'm so hardcore I had three water on the rocks last night.

by The pastamaster April 11, 2011

Rocky

Rocky is a person who is never afraid to tell you what's up. They're 100% real. They make the best friends because they're loyal no matter what, and they'll do anything for you. They have great personalities and are really smart but like to act dumb. They're really talented but hide it and they usually question their worth. But an all around great person. Also, great kisser. Just saying.

Hey, Dude, did you see Rocky today? I wish I had a friend like that!

by RxDecker April 26, 2015

rocks the ass

1. A term used to describe something good that happened to you
2. Anal sex

1. Playing Doom rocks the ass.
2. Chad rocked the ass with Stacy last night.

by AcneAndAnthrax October 20, 2014

le rocks

The name given to a male who has between 3-5 testicles. Testicles may in fact be cysts or growths associated with injury however, they clearly resmeble actual testicles.

1.
Mitch: Hey Jimmy, are you a le rocks now?
Jimmy: Yeah, I got hit in the sack with a bat now I have 3 balls.
2.
Jimmy: Arrgh! I just got hit in the balls and grew another one!
Mitch: Wow! That makes 4, you really are le rocks!

by Raptor Beaches March 8, 2009