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rocky mountain coffee 

drinking beer from a coffee mug in front of a client or in a professional situation. a common trick of audio engineers who have to wake up before noon for a session
rocky mountain coffee is the best cuz nobody knows you're drinking booze, who drinks booze from a coffe mug
rocky mountain coffee by schwerve August 11, 2008

Rocky Mountain Back Draft 

When someone attempts to light a fart over a camp fire, and some of the flame, from the burning gas, goes back up the anus a bit.
I squatted over the camp fire to light up the night, and gave myself a "Rocky Mountain Back Draft" and burned a few hairs too, OUCH.

Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle 

A beetle that is very elusive and is present during the warm months. If bit by a Rocky Mountain Lumberjack Beetle your testicles will swell to the size of the Rocky Mountains. If you are a girl that is bit you will grow balls the size of the Rocky Mountains. The bite is extremely painful.

Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory 

a sloppy ass banging while on a waterbed or other unstable base.
Mary wanted to try taking it in the ass on the old kitchen table but it was shaking up so much it ended up a big ole' Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory in there.

Rocky Mountain House 

place. Cosmopolitan Albertan city ideally located where the heart of the glacial gravel deposits meet the shoulder of the Rocky Mountain alluvial boulder accretions. Industry is quite diversified. Factories where large limestone rocks are pummeled into dust for concrete manufacturing stand arm-in-arm with factories where gravel is carefully sieved for concrete manufacturing.

David Thompson, a Welshman posing as a Scottish Hudson Bay surveyor under an assumed accent, is honoured with a museum and re-created wooden fort on the less-dusty side of town. Each summer a festive re-creation of the stripping of the area's resources by Europeans with an exaggerated sense of entitlement is staged by local actors dressed as fur traders. Lemonade is available.

Shooting Wapiti, deer, rapids, muskrats, mallards, stoneys, goldeye and pool are popular pursuits as are participating in rodeo events and living life large.

Education is a priority as is participation in civic government and watching hockey. Some of the best hockey players in the world have come from near Rocky Mountain House and it is fondly remembered by many players as the place where they first scored.
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Let's go to Rocky Mountain House this week-end. We could watch the rodeo, buy a sack of gravel and get our windshield repaired.

So many windshield repair shops! You think there might be a bit too much gravel out that way?
Rocky Mountain House by gnostic1 August 17, 2011

Rocky Mountain Hard 

A Woman/Girl that is outdoorsey, hardened to the elements, Unfeminine, wears mens type clothes, no makeup, callused hands, manlike and typically unwanted by men.
How did that girl look up close?--- dude, you dont want her, she's rocky mountain hard...