tom riddle

hot fucking psychopath who can fuck me any day

tom riddle is so hot

by anonymous June 9, 2021

Riddle Vision

Main Entry: 1rid•dle 1vi•sion
Pronunciation: 'ri-d&l 'vi-zh&n
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old French, from Latin vision-, visio, from vidEre to see -- more at WIT; Middle English redels, ridel, from Old English rAEdelse opinion, conjecture, riddle; akin to Old English rAEdan to interpret -- more at READ

1 a : the act or power of seeing attractiveness which is not present in reality : SIGHT b : the special sense by which the qualities of an object (as hotness, personality, weight and size) constituting its appearance are skewed and improperly perceived by the eye as desirable (without the aid of alcohol)
2 a : something seen, but not as it really is b : a lovely or charming sight by default from lack of comparable females

Riddle Student: "Dude, see that hot chick at Chartwells today?"

Regular college student: "I thought that was a guy."

by Wild Weasel March 6, 2005

the Riddler

the hot geeky nerd in batman 2022 there are other versions of him like jim carreys riddler and batman brave and the bold but im mainly talking about batman 2022s riddler because i want to drink his piss

"omg you like the riddler omg same i want him to breed me tee hee"
"uhm excuse me? im about to disown you and you say this to me? your making me want to disown you more"

by ilovecats_11037 May 26, 2022

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical Students

Almost always a male and almost always never a female.

I am an Embry-Riddle student, therefore, I am probably a male.

by John Smilidgh December 28, 2004

Riddle Ratio

The horrifically abysmal ratio of males to females at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, typically around 7:1

Dude, the Riddle Ratio is really bad this semester. There are more squirrels than girls here!

by Straight Riddle Guy January 15, 2012

riddled with cock

An easy lady with a penchant for the love truncheon

You might want to give her a miss Brian, she is riddled with cock

by goody2shoes2 September 20, 2011

Riddlecination

The worst form of Riddle Vision. It is when you suffer from Riddle Vision so bad that you begin to hallucinate beautiful women on campus.

Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University seniors are usually the one highly susceptible to such a condition.

While walking by a girl,
Guy A: Whoa, I must be suffering from Riddle Vision, that girl we just passed looks pretty hot.
Guy B: What girl? I don't see any girl. Dude, that must be a Riddlecination!

by sixfootasian June 27, 2012