i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards again

A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.

Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.

by Glass Half-Full August 29, 2021

josh richards

i can give u anything u want all u gotta do is say okay baby if u lemme get on top i’ll have u feelin some type of way

josh richards owns “i can give u anything u want all u gotta do is say okay baby if u lemme get on top i’ll have u feelin some type of way”

by y3m July 13, 2019

Roc Richards

A shit so bad that while being released makes anyone within 200 feet, not cry, but scream for the odor of Rosie O'Donnell's cunt instead.

Damn, that motherfucker dropped a Roc Richards last night and had me about to commit suicide.

by Darkfire69 May 16, 2018

Micheal Richards

1. Mostly know for playing the character of Kramer in the hit show Seinfeld.
2. Most recently in 2006 was caught on tape with one of the most racist/funniest rants ever caught on tape.

Micheal Richards : He's a nigger!
He's a nigger!
A nigger!
Look there's a nigger!

by M2million December 7, 2006

Keith Richards

Greatest Musician to ever live & grace the souls of millions of humans. Misunderstood by prunes & people lacking class & libido all over the world.

'Who wrote that God given soulful rock n' roll music?'

'Keith Richards did'.

by Astorre May 5, 2013

Michael Richards

An American actor best known for playing Cosmo Kramer on Seinfeld, who later became infamous for a racist, obscenity laden tirade in November of 2006 while performing at the Laugh Factory.

Michael Richards took his place alongside Mel Gibson and George Allen as guys whose mouths are bigger than their brains.

by jesster79 November 23, 2006

keith richards

keith richards plays guitar for the rolling stones. he enjoys cigarettes, booze, drugs, some more booze, women, drugs... he is very old and wrinkly, though *some* people still find him sexy. his age is estimated to be anywhere between 60 and 4 billion years. his teeth probably aren't real, and i would be very surprised if the veins in his arms (or the rest of his body for that matter) still exist. in fact, i believe he may be some sort of android or zombie. often fond of irregular headbands, which are no doubt used to anchor his flesh to his head so that his face doesn't slide off. his whereabouts are constantly changing, though it can be assumed that wherever he is, he is expiring.

keith richards cannot be killed by conventional methods.

what's that foul odor? oh, it's just keith richards.

...and on the third moon of every month, six virgins must be sacrificed in the woods in order to keep keith richards alive.

by sarin July 11, 2004