Ribbon Theory

An Etoilist attempt at a Grand Universal theory, drawing together Einstein's theory of relativity, quantum physics and decorative stips. It's like String Theory, but camper.

Ribbon theory never developed the following of sequin theory.

by Prof. Stephen Hawking January 18, 2006

Butt ribbon

A slang term used to define toilet paper.

Honey will you get me some butt ribbon ? I'm on the toilet and need to wipe.

by Shit paper April 23, 2011

gedunk ribbon

Navy slang for a National Defense Ribbon.

Everyone who serves during wartime gets a gedunk ribbon, whether they saw combat or not.

by dandi May 28, 2006

Ribbon Chaser

Someone who does whatever it takes to acquire a ribbon. He will stab his own guys in the back if he has to.

Guy 1: You see the stack on SSGT? How the fuck does he have 12 NAMS?

Guy 2: That motherfucker is a ribbon chaser.

by not motivated November 07, 2011

purple ribbon

Purple Ribbon is a record label from Outkast's Big Boi, which is a branch off of Virgin Records. Signed are Killer Mike, Konkrete, Scar, Janelle Monae, and others. They came with a single from the comilation album, Got Purp?Vol.II called Kryptonite

That purple ribbon all stars song goes hard

by 07shelbygt500 November 23, 2006

Cancer Ribbon

The spot on a basketball court, just inside half court, where one can only knock down unconscious 3's.

Did you see Holloway from Xavier knockin down 3's from the cancer ribbon against Kansas State in the Sweet Sixteen? Dat nigga was outta his mind

by J and B - UPI crew March 26, 2010

lasagna ribbon

a phrase referring to the lasagna-like folds of a vagina, in particular the labia

Dude, I saw Daniel's girlfriend's lasagna ribbon last night! That shit was like Stouffer's!

by patrickofcash September 17, 2010