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ReiserFS

A filesystem for Linux, the creator commited domestic violence.
Johny B: What's ReiserFS
by newfrozencat November 21, 2023
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Paul revier

A guy suprises his partner buy mushroom stamping and tea bagging them, in that order. You then yell "the British are coming!" During or after tea bagging.
Donnie: hey zigg, guess what I did the other day,
Zigg: what?
Donnie: I gave my girlfriend the Paul revier.
Zigg: lmao I can't wait to do that to mike.

Paul revier
by Awesomo5000 December 31, 2009
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Kang (Revised)

A previous credit score so low that it crashed the world economy in 2008 when Countrywide made thousands of risky loans to Kangs of color. These loans were complete garbage and nobody wanted to touch them in their investment portfolio, so rating companies like S&P, Moody's and Fitch all collaborated to give these Kang loans a fake higher score. These loans caused rolling defaults when the Kangs of color predictably defaulted on them. This caused the entire system to collapse and were it not for the government stepping in, the Kangs would have destroyed the world financial system.

It's 2023 and the Kangs are back. After years of printing money and then later trying to raise interest rates to control the out-of-control inflation, the US government is realizing the asset bubble they created is leaving behind the Kangs who can't afford property. The Kangs of color don't pay their mortgages but there's a new scheme to shoulder the burden on the responsible white people. It's not enough that the banks and government make AAA-rated reliable money on white mortgage payers, they're now going to put a Kang tax on all mortgage payers with a credit score of over 750. This is a risk-avoidance scheme to punish whites further and to prop up the Kangs of color.

When the Kangs default on their mortgages, the banks will just reclaim the property and sell it at a profit to whites. All the while they'll still be collecting the higher mortgage Kang tax from the whites as well.
2023 is the year Biden dropped the Kang (Revised) tax on us all.
by Jim Crowing May 1, 2023
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Brat Reviera

Stop being Brat Reviera. Man
by anonymous May 10, 2024
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How to revise

what you type in google after you have been procrastinating for 4 hours when your exams are tomorrow
i have been doing nothing for hours, google search how to revise
by KevinNotBacon April 15, 2021
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Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.

Because of the mehimanence * of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.
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Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.

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Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.

Because of the mehimanence * of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.
this is a request to fix typos (indicated with *) in previously published word:

Josh couldn’t get any sleep that night because of the toads caterwauling mehimanently * nearby his hammock.

Because of the mehimanence * of childish politicians and drama hungry news reporters, James cannot watch the news without feeling overwhelmingly disgusted.
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Ni-Disorder (Revised)

Note. The following disorder was created for satirical and joking purposes.
IT IS NOT an official diagnoses as of the DSM-5:TR.

Required symptom criteria include:
1. Evidence of conduct disorder with an onset age of 15 years or younger.

2. Disregard for social norms or concrete laws with potential disregard for any societal norm.
3. Desire to conquer or desire to inflict pain on an individual in a sadistic or cruel manner.

Symptom criteria include:

1. Excessive plans for world domination.

2. Excessive desire to murder any social acolytes.

3. A disregard for conversation that strays from abstract or socio-philosophical topics.

4. A general disregard for others' opinions or rights as an individual.

5. Excessive arrogance and a "need to be correct."

6. A desire to refer to the other individual's opinion as "wrong" or "incorrect" without proper cause and/or with a knowledge of the contrary.

7. Known to have vivid premonitions, subjective images, or accurate predictions.

8. Constant dwelling on morbid topics and/or death.
9. A lack of empathy, emotion, and/or emotional expression.
10. Obsessed with their type, often using it to "flex" their self-proclaimed superiority over others.
11. Known to have characteristics of NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder), and/or extreme egotism.
(Can be co-morbidly diagnosed with BPD or ASPD as per diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:TR.)
"This individual was diagnosed with Ni-disorder (revised) after an in-depth screening for personality disorders, psychotic disorders and other mental disorders."
by darkness_imperium June 15, 2023
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