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Post retail

Following a lengthy and intense session of shopping, that flat feeling resulting from a lack energy and a dull mood from being surrounding by shopping malls.
Him: Can I come over this afternoon?
Her: No sorry, I'm post retail.
by Etak_soda November 27, 2011
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Deflated Reveille

The effect observed when a website (or portions thereof), previously believed to be secure or private, is publicly exposed. Generally associated with websites pertaining to colleges or universities in Texas, but more infrequently institutions in the Upper Midwest and Great Lakes Region.
"Holy mother of fuck - check out this PM!!!

'I want to eat your *****... get it so wet that i cant even keep my dick inside'

That's a deflated reveille if I've ever seen one!"
by Nageek Salguod June 11, 2006
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Retail Slave

A person who works in any store.
The Target Retail Slaves are not looking forward to the upcoming Black Friday. Total Retail Hell!
by Freeman Hall December 18, 2007
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Programmed Retail Response

The conditioning of most retail shoppers to provide preconceived answers to customer service providers.
Here are a few instances using Programmed Retail Response:

(Upon a customer entering)
Associate: "How's the weather today?"
Shopper: "I'm fine. How are you?"

(Upon a customer leaving)
Associate: "Fuel for Satan's fire!"
Shopper: "Thanks. You too!"
by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007
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refail

failing the same thing for a second, third, or fourth time.
to fail is shitty but refailing can make you shit a brick
by teh myml April 26, 2010
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retail manager

A person that takes credit for a job well done without having any involvement. Can also be used to describe a person with his head firmly inserted in his own anus.
By this definition, Rick is the best retail manager in the world.
by bbyh8r December 17, 2002
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