stress relief partner

When you have a "friend" whom you call for immediately gratifying hot sex, but there are no strings attached. After a hot "work out" session, one or both partners will remark, "Oh God, I really needed that!!" Hot sex is excellent stress relief therapy, and to have a partner aware and in need of this scenario can be highly mutually satisfying.

Married woman to her therapist, "I am so glad my stress relief partner was available last night. I feel so good today!"

by mariebaby April 13, 2009

reliefer

one who rides the system while doing nothing to help him/herself. Also known to use their welfare checks to buy 40's and drugs and many other unnecessary items such as big screen tvs and electronics.

Damn! That reliefer Drew has no job, but he sure has some nice stuff! Makes me wish I was unemployed too!

by King Z December 17, 2006

Textual Relief

After waiting long periods of time for a text, you feel immense relief and happiness when you finally recieve the long-awaited text!

Woman: I've been waiting for a reply from him all day!
*Recieves text*
Woman: YAY! I'm overwhelmed by textual relief right now.

by Alzi Senpai & Tweety Girl-San May 21, 2010

Race Relief

Being the the only one in your group of a
different race so the group doesn't seem
racist

"Dude there's only one Asian guy, in that
friend group, he must be the race relief"

by AutisticAligator420 October 20, 2023

The Hurricane Relief Fund Paradox

When you set up a hurricane relief fund at work and are forced to liquidate the funds at the bar to celebrate raising the funds.

This truly is the hurricane relief fund paradox (as he sips his beer)

by brownandwilliamswtp June 7, 2018

relief pitcher

(n) A vibrator or other sex toy a woman may resort to if her partner (the "starter") can't finish the job.

She was so frustrated -- she had her relief pitcher go for 18 innings.

by Bill Peters November 17, 2006

Karmic Relief

Gesture of atonement. Actions taken to compensate for the accumulation of "bad" Karma.

Having spent years clawing his way to the top thinking nothing of his co-workers and their needs, Frank felt he was in need of some Karmic Relief.

by Tagz December 30, 2008