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Retard Hit

A retard hit is taking a hit of tobacco through a bong or a pipe, turning your lungs into useless sacks. Anyone that does a retard hit therefore must be retarded.
"Retard hits in bongs fucking suck"
"That retard hit destroyed my lungs"
"Baccy through a bong is a retard hit"
by DoctorDumb December 28, 2017
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St Reatham

Derised from the ptron saint of thieves, who was said to have lived there during the Boer Wars
I live in St Reatham, near the ice rink
by Hotfire1984 August 22, 2011
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One-Stop Retard Chav

A chav who, on catching a bus, walks all the way to the back seat of the top deck and then gets off at the next stop. These morons end up walking further by doing this than they would if they walked to the next stop. And they pay for the privilege. This must seriously deplete their McDonald's money.
Look at that gormless cretin going upstairs for one stop.
What the fuck?!!
Its a One-Stop Retard Chav.
That explains it.
by Gruzzo August 23, 2006
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Reah

A beautiful girl that loves to have fun. She’s smart, loves animals, and athletic.
Wow...that girl is so smart. I bet she’s a Reah.
by KweenKleo April 18, 2019
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retail smile

the completely fake, often overdone smile plastered on the faces of retail employees everywhere; usually insincere, as customers really give retail employees nothing to smile about; related closely to people voice
Did you see that guy working at Hollister? He had a total retail smile on his face!
by disgruntled retail employee November 23, 2009
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Retarculous

Retarculous was originally coined by To Catch a Predator decoy, Emily Bicks. It is a conjunction of 'Retarded' and 'Ridiculous.' It is used to describe something that is extremely dumb, stupid, etc.
"Trying to use a trash bag as a parachute is absolutely retarculous."
by Briggs Bennigan January 12, 2019
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retard umbrella

Encompassing behavior of a less than Mensa like IQ
Eric mixed White Russians as his drink of choice for a 90 degree carb day outing. As a result , His friends think he’s under the retard umbrella
by Walleyed September 5, 2019
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