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reset slap

When your bitch just doesn't wanna listen. You give her a slap with the back of your hand. After that her mind resets and she agrees accordingly.
Hey Bitch! You better do as i says, don't make me reset slap you!
by Martijn & Cameron August 6, 2014
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reset button

The result of heavy drinking the previous night. The act of taking a large poo, cleansing your lower intestines of any obstruction, resetting your bowels to their original empty state.

The intentional use of alchohol to aid in the evacuation of one's bowels.
"We drank a lot last night! I need to go hit that reset button" beer shit

"I've been backed up lately, I need to drink a 40 so I can hit that reset button"
by dub-cox September 8, 2013
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Reset Button

The butthole on a woman (also known as the Balloon knot). When pressed it may only work 50% of the time. When taking her doggy style you press it with your thumb and she jumps and rejects, it works and ruins the moment. But if it dissappears in her ass then it doesnt work and you can continue.
I was doing her from behind and pressed her reset button. She screamed and yelled "what the fuck are you doing!!" As she put her clothes on and stormed out .
by El Frank March 23, 2020
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Reset your sphincter

Chill out, relax, get back to your natural -- hopefully more peaceful -- state. Also, stop talking out of your ass. Generally said at news room photodesks
John: Oh shit, god damn, Newt Gingrich or Rick Santorum is about to become the next president of the United States!!?!

Sam: Reset your sphincter, dude, Barack Obama's gonna win easy.
by Broccoli Robinson February 27, 2012
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reset.mp4

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Person 1:go follow reset.mp4 on Instagram for epic memes

Person 2:ok I sure will follow reset.mp4 on Instagram
by ⁣⁣ June 18, 2020
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reset weekend

A weekend of absolutely no worries or concerns that occur in your daily life.
A weekend of peace that allows you to restrategize everything that concerns you.
"I need a reset weekend before starting graduate school."

"My vacation was more like a reset weekend; long enough to get my mind right, but short enough for me to say fuck it all!!!!"
by Good Trouble May 28, 2017
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Reset Dick

When the penis is unable to get properly erect again during a short time after ejaculation. Also known as the refactory period.
P1: "Babe, why aren't you hard yet?"
P2: "I just came babe, and I have reset dick!"

"Reset dick feels like sober whiskey dick."
by ZXS February 7, 2021
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