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deployment pussy

n. a state of mind females in the military can begin to exhibit after being deployed to a forward combat zone. The amount of time requisite before a female will begin to demonstrate "deployment pussy" varies. This state of mind is characterized by an unreasonable belief in their own beauty, but can manifest itself in many ways including, but not limited to: treating all men as if they want to fuck the female demonstrating "deployment pussy", behaving as if there is nothing they can do which is incorrect or unreasonable, sexually taunting or tempting any male within arm's reach. This behavior is closely related to deployment handicap.
2LT Garrett has the worst case of deployment pussy I've ever seen! She thinks every swingin' dick on this FOB wants to fuck her!
by Dirty Gil January 17, 2009
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deployment sluts

girls who think it's "trendy" to date military men, and thus act like complete freaking whores when troops' tours are over, even if these men show no interest.
Oh, you just got back from Iraq? Let's fuck. Oh, you don't want to? Then I'll try and rape you! giggle
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non replyent

non replyent: The act of being a douche while texting and not replying. Or being an obsessive texter eg. most of the males in society
Dude, the big O never stops texting me! hes so non replyent
by Kingkatiekong October 26, 2010
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remployment

major supermarkets rely on the remployment of special individuals to be trolley collectors
by fashullet December 9, 2007
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Deployment Fever

When a military service member has been deployed and away from family for so long that they start to lose their mind.
Dude, Bert is starting to act really fuckin' weird....

Yeah man I think he's got 'Deployment Fever'...
by Bertc February 28, 2010
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Deployment Buddy

A friend that is a supplement for companionship while away during a long work related period. This person has no intention of remaining friends upon returning home.
Reginald: "I'm so happy we are finally home from overseas. Do you want to go to the bar and hang out?"

Victor: "Listen, I can't feel the bromistry between us. I don't think you and I can be pals. You were only a deployment buddy."
by justtherightamount June 24, 2010
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Deployment Bae

Bitch you marry in order to benefit pay from the military. She must send you lit AS FUCK care packages and ocassionally send you nudes in order to benefit your needs during deployment!
I need a deployment bae before the sand box!
by BigDaddy_055 June 10, 2016
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