A fat worthless security guard who makes 7 $ an hour, usually has no gun becuase they can,t afford one, sits on a bench waiting for something exciting to happen. tries to act like he has higher authority then everyone else. but gets paid lower then minumim wage.
rent a cop hey you there stop running
(kids keep running)
rent a cop runs after them but fails
(kids laugh at him)
rent a cop get back here or I arrest you
(kids) "with what you don,t have anything except a flashlight"
rent a cop "with my my my my my my "LEAVE THE STORE OR I CALL THE REAL POLICE"
(kids) okay
rent a cop " tries to call the police but no service
"kids laugh"
"rent a cop "to embarassed to say anything walks away
(kids keep running)
rent a cop runs after them but fails
(kids laugh at him)
rent a cop get back here or I arrest you
(kids) "with what you don,t have anything except a flashlight"
rent a cop "with my my my my my my "LEAVE THE STORE OR I CALL THE REAL POLICE"
(kids) okay
rent a cop " tries to call the police but no service
"kids laugh"
"rent a cop "to embarassed to say anything walks away
by don,tshoveyourstickdownthre March 5, 2013
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by CheeseMaster October 30, 2003
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The fictional place where security guards go to learn the idiotic lingo and actions they must do to maintain a false sense of security.
Blart: "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take your cigarette beyond the 15 foot perimeter of this entrance or I will be forced to physically subdue you in violation of Article 12 Section B Paragraph 5."
Shopper: "Hey Bub - did you learn all those multi-syllable words in rent-a-cop-academy?"
Shopper: "Hey Bub - did you learn all those multi-syllable words in rent-a-cop-academy?"
by Stevenstrangeways December 19, 2012
Get the rent-a-cop-academy mug.any person who has a security related job that cannot carry a gun, and who spends most of his/her time eating doughnuts and drinking coffee.
by Jason December 3, 2003
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Today one of those rent-a-cops made me take off my studded bracelet. I should be able to wear whatever I want in a shopping mall.
by Kagome August 14, 2004
Get the rentacop mug.Security 'Guard' that carries a GUN. Rentacop isn't a flashlight cop, the rentacop can lay a hurting on you with far less legal trouble than an ACTUAL cop.
The rentacop at the bank made it clear that he was more than a target, he shoots back.
Trust me, be wary of this type of guard! I give some of them props 'cause their probably a wannabe cop with a bad attitude.
Trust me, be wary of this type of guard! I give some of them props 'cause their probably a wannabe cop with a bad attitude.
by Malldropper May 4, 2005
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