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Rent-a-cop

The lowest form of life on earth. Many of them failed psychological tests at the police academy and are pissed off they couldn't be real cops. They spend their time harassing people who have broken ankles for leaning on things while waiting in line and screaming at and running off paying customers who are just minding their own business. They also all drive shitty, broken-down cars and get no pussy because they get paid like 10 dollars an hour.
God created rent-a-cops so people who make a living bottoming in anal scat porn would have someone to look down on.
by enfant terrible October 3, 2023
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Rent-a-cop

A derogatory term for security officers favored by juvenile delinquents, vagrants and imbeciles who can't distinguish between police officers and security officers.

People who use this term are ignorant, petulant, uneducated, entitlement minded, stuck-up brats. They are under the delusion that the world revolves around them and security officers are supposed to be stupid enough to deviate from or even break their protocol to accommodate their overblown, delicate egos. They'll play the victim and cry that security officers are dicks and bullies who "gave them a hard time" because they didn't bend to their will. Their poor opinion comes from a very small percentage of security officers who are actually guilty of everything they say, but ignorantly choose to judge all of us as a whole due to their pitiful inability to think critically.
Angry, stuck-up princess: "Waa! That rent-a-cop made me stop, show a form of ID, sign in the guest log and made me wait one minute to check his list to VERIFY that I was actually on it! He's supposed to be stupid and take my word for everything! Waa!
Security Officer: "Sorry" to hear you're so butthurt because I actually did my job! 😂
by Magnus75 November 30, 2024
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rent-a-cop-academy

The fictional place where security guards go to learn the idiotic lingo and actions they must do to maintain a false sense of security.
Blart: "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take your cigarette beyond the 15 foot perimeter of this entrance or I will be forced to physically subdue you in violation of Article 12 Section B Paragraph 5."
Shopper: "Hey Bub - did you learn all those multi-syllable words in rent-a-cop-academy?"
by Stevenstrangeways December 19, 2012
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rentacop

any person who has a security related job that cannot carry a gun, and who spends most of his/her time eating doughnuts and drinking coffee.
by Jason December 3, 2003
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rentacop

Today one of those rent-a-cops made me take off my studded bracelet. I should be able to wear whatever I want in a shopping mall.
by Kagome August 14, 2004
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rentacop

Security 'Guard' that carries a GUN. Rentacop isn't a flashlight cop, the rentacop can lay a hurting on you with far less legal trouble than an ACTUAL cop.
The rentacop at the bank made it clear that he was more than a target, he shoots back.
Trust me, be wary of this type of guard! I give some of them props 'cause their probably a wannabe cop with a bad attitude.
by Malldropper May 4, 2005
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